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  • Is that a marsupial in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
    Haven't been here for ages....

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    • ** MrFun gets platypus out of his pants, and throws it out of the coffee shop **
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • *unbeknownst to Funsie, the platypus laid an egg in his shorts before he pulled it out. It seems that no one remembered to tell Fun that they have sharp claws*

        YOWTCH!11!
        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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        • ** MrFun throws the egg at Theben **
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • Yer lucky it's a female. Male platypusesessessesssses have poisonous claws.
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • Originally posted by MrFun
              ** MrFun throws the egg at Theben **
              /me catches egg, makes endangered species omelet
              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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              • oh eggsalant... food to go with my beer
                Gurka 17, People of the Valley
                I am of the Horde.

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                • Shogun Gunner scratches "crotch-eggs" off the list of food he will eat.
                  Haven't been here for ages....

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                  • Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                    Yer lucky it's a female. Male platypusesessessesssses have poisonous claws.
                    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                    • Originally posted by Shogun Gunner
                      Shogun Gunner scratches "crotch-eggs" off the list of food he will eat.
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • Originally posted by Paddy the Scot
                        oh eggsalant... food to go with my beer
                        Someone ordered eggplant?
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • Originally posted by Shogun Gunner
                          Shogun Gunner scratches "crotch-eggs" off the list of food he will eat.
                          You know hens lay eggs from their crotch, right?
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • Samurai and Ninjas are retarded.

                            But not Marines.
                            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                            • at Lonestar
                              Haven't been here for ages....

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                              • That Navy guy said, 'Marines are pussies.'

                                *cg points at Lonestar.
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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