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An infinitely large fire would also need an infinitely large supply of fuel and oxygen. Such a supply would be so massive as to form an infinitely strong gravitational field, thus instantly collapsing into a infinitely powerful black hole and dragging all Creation into it.
That said, the End of a Universe tends to be a fun event. The parties as reality rips apart are great. I'll have a skinny latté with a 300mg caffiene chaser.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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We don't serve false gods here.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio
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Originally posted by MrFun
** MrFun shoots two Weapons of Mass-Spam Distribution at Theben and Chegitz **
*Mass-Spam weapons are fully absorbed by chegitz and Theben*
"The POWER... The POWER!!!
/me resurrects commie kittens!I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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Damn undead commie kittens!I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio
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*Zombie commie kittens trap DD into a corner*
*ZCK engage DD in debate about the inherent flaws in modern capitalism to redress its past failures*
MWHA HA HA HA!!!I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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Originally posted by Starchild
An infinitely large fire would also need an infinitely large supply of fuel and oxygen. Such a supply would be so massive as to form an infinitely strong gravitational field, thus instantly collapsing into a infinitely powerful black hole and dragging all Creation into it.
That said, the End of a Universe tends to be a fun event. The parties as reality rips apart are great. I'll have a skinny latté with a 300mg caffiene chaser.. The ISR hasn't collapsed into a blackhole, so the infinitely large fire contained therein won't collapse either, and again
Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Wouldn't an infinately large fire consume everything, thus negating the need to toss anything into it?
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Originally posted by DinoDoc
We don't serve false gods here.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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Originally posted by Theben
*Mr. Fun fails to realize that Spam is a fuel source to online commies*
*Mass-Spam weapons are fully absorbed by chegitz and Theben*
"The POWER... The POWER!!!
* Theben resurrects commie kittens!
damnA lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.
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No matter how much you wash your little paws, slimeweasel, the stain of your necromancy shall never come off!Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Originally posted by Theben
You forget that your precious AECCP kitties were wiped out, with a small exception. And we still have plenty of commie kitties, but we're holding them in reserve for now.
So, uhm.........
there.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.
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Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Where are the swords? I was told there would be swords in here...I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio
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Bring it!I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio
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