Brand Spanking New ACS Fantasy Baseball Record

[SlowwHand]

L. Gonzalez - OF - Arizona

[Guynemer]

Gutsy pick, Sloww. I figured he'd be around until the 15th, 16th.

I salute your risk-taking.

[SlowwHand]

1-2 rounds, by your estimation, and that's gutsy?
Why, thank you Guy.

[Stuie]

13.12 Randy Winn - CF - SEA

14.12 Brad Penny - SP - FLA

[SlowwHand]

14.11 M. Clement - SP - ChC

[Guynemer]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
1-2 rounds, by your estimation, and that's gutsy?

Well, presumably, you were filling up an OF slot, not a BN slot, with a player who may very well not see a single game this season.

Gutsy.

[Stuie]

I like fanball.com's take on Gonzalez:

This is a guy who, less than a month ago, was still feeling twinges in his elbow when he threw and told the doctors that he didn't want any more MRIs done for fear of what they might reveal. We get the sense that he's just going to play until the ligament snaps in half.

[Guynemer]

In a way, that's admirable.

But in a bigger, more logical, and altogether saner way, that is completely and utterly idiotic.

[Stuie]

I'll go with completely and utterly idiotic.

Apoc's up - didn't Imran have a list for him? And where did Imran get to... oh, that's right, he works for the government. Lunch from 11am to 2pm no doubt.

[Berzerker]

1. World Conquest Game (jdd2004)
2. Gimps (Soul Survivor)
3. Berzerker (Berzerker)
4. Weasels (Lawrence of Arabia)
5. BC Stoner Bears (vlad)
6. Georgia Goonies (Imran Siddiqui)
7. Exeter Reds (vlad antlerkov)
8. The Laminated Cats (asleepatthewheel)
9. Love Haters (Guynemer)
10. Creeps (Apocalypse)
11. Dallas Dwarf Tossers (Slowwhand)
12. City Hobgoblins (Stuie)

1.1 A. Rodriguez - NYY
1.2 A. Pujols - StL
1.3 M. Prior - ChC
1.4 N. Garciaparra - BOS
1.5 V. Guerrero - ANA
1.6 R. Halladay - TOR
1.7 A. Soriano - TEX
1.8 B. Bonds - SF
1.9 T. Helton - COL
1.10 B. Boone - SEA
1.11 P. Martinez - BOS
1.12 J. Schmidt - SF

2.12 J. Thome - PHI
2.11 T. Hudson - OAK
2.10 K. Wood - ChC
2.9 S. Rolen - StL
2.8 E. Renteria - StL
2.7 C. Beltran - KC
2.6 G. Sheffield - NYY
2.5 C. Shilling - BOS
2.4 D. Lowe - BOS
2.3 C. Delgado - TOR
2.2 M. Mussina - NYY
2.1 E. Gagne - LA

3.1 J. Vazquez - NYY
3.2 V. Wells - TOR
3.3 J. Lopez - BAL
3.4 M. Ramirez - BOS
3.5 R. Johnson - ARI
3.6 M. Tejada - BAL
3.7 K. Foulke - BOS
3.8 R. Oswalt - HOU
3.9 P. Wilson - COL
3.10 A. Jones - ATL
3.11 B. Wagner - PHI
3.12 D. Jeter - NYY

4.12 E. Guardado - SEA
4.11 H. Blalock - TEX
4.10 R. Furcal - ATL
4.9 B. Zito - OAK
4.8 J. Posada - NYY
4.7 M. Mulder - OAK
4.6 J. Pierre - FLA
4.5 J. Smoltz - ATL
4.4 R. Nen - SF
4.3 J. Santana - MIN
4.2 M. Rivera - NYY
4.1 M. Ordonez - ChW

5.1 I. Suzuki - SEA
5.2 M. Lowell - FLO
5.3 B. Abreu - PHI
5.4 J. Varitek - BOS
5.5 S. Sosa - ChC
5.6 E. Chavez - OAK
5.7 B Giles - SD
5.8 J Kent - HOU
5.9 E Loaiza CWS
5.10 R Clemens - HOU
5.11 T Hunter - MIN
5.12 G. Anderson - ANA

6.12 K. Brown - NYY
6.11 D. Willis - FLA
6.10 J. Bagwell - HOU
6.9 M. Piazza - NYM
6.8 J. Giambi - NYY
6.7 R. Sexson - ARI
6.6 J. Beckett - FLO
6.5 C. Crawford - TAM
6.4 A. Pettite - HOU
6.3 J. Contreras - NYY
6.2 B. Webb - ARI
6.1 A. Huff - TB

7.1 M. Giles - ATL
7.2 D. Lee - ChC
7.3 C. Lee - CWS
7.4 T. Nixon - BOS
7.5 T. Glaus- ANA
7.6 B. Colon - ANA
7.7 B. Kim - BOS
7.8 M. Morris - STL
7.9 O. Cabrera - MON
7.10 O. Dotel - HOU
7.11 I. Rodriguez - DET
7.12 K. Millwood - PHI

8.12 D. Young - DET
8.11 B. Wilkerson - MON
8.10 L. Berkman - HOU
8.9 J. Borowski - ChC
8.8 S. Podsednik - MIL
8.7 M. Lieberthal - PHI
8.6 T. Hoffman - SD
8.5 C. Jones - ATL
8.4 D. Ortiz - BOS
8.3 M. Mantei - ARI
8.2 J Edmonds - STL
8.1 H Nomo - LA

9.1 S Green - LA
9.2 C Zambrano - ChC
9.3 F Thomas - ChW
9.4 R Ortiz - ATL
9.5 G. Maddux - ChC
9.6 J. Vidro - MON
9.7 A. Berroa - KC
9.8 J. Isringhausen - StL
9.9 L. Castillo - FLA
9.10 A. Leiter - NYM
9.11 M. Young - TEX
9.12 J. Damon - BOS

10.12 F. Cordero - TEX
10.11 R. Ibanez - SEA
10.10 P. Nevin - SD
10.9 L. Hernandez - MON
10.8 M. Ensberg - HOU
10.7 T. Percival - ANA
10.6 A. Pierzynski - SF
10.5 T. Glavine - NYM
10.4 M. Timlin - BOS
10.3 A. Ramirez - ChC
10.2 J. Nathan - MIN
10.1 M. Redman - OAK

11.1 V. Padilla - Phi
11.2 C. Patterson - ChC
11.3 K. Matsui - NYM
11.4 R. Baldelli - TB
11.5 S. Ponson - BAL
11.6 H. Matsui - NYY
11.7 C. Koskie - MIN
11.8 R. Wolf - PHI
11.9 R. Hidalgo - HOU
11.10 C. Sabathia - CLE
11.11 M. Lorreta - SD
11.12 K. Griffey, Jr. - CIN

12.12 J. Moyer - SEA
12.11 R. Palmeiro - BAL
12.10 J. Kendall - PIT
12.9 L. Hawkins - ChC
12.8 R. Harden - OAK
12.7 J. Pineiro - SEA
12.6 A. Benitez - FLA
12.5 J. Reyes - NYM
12.4 B. Mueller - BOS
12.3 R. Durham - SF
12.2 M. LeCroy - MIN
12.1 G. Jenkins - MIL

13.1 D. Kolb - MIL
13.2 A. Cintron - ARI
13.3 R. Soriano - SEA
13.4 T. Walker - ChC
13.5 M. Cabrera - FLA
13.6 M. Teixeira - TEX
13.7 W. Miller - HOU
13.8 M. Sweeney - KC
13.9 W. Williams - STL
13.10 K. Escobar - ANA
13.11 L. Gonzalez - ARI
13.12 R. Winn - SEA

14.12 B. Penny - FLA
14.11 M. Clement - CHI

Apoc is up

[Imran Siddiqui]

A person can't go to school for a few hours without getting yelled at .

1. World Conquest Game (jdd2004)
2. Gimps (Soul Survivor)
3. Berzerker (Berzerker)
4. Weasels (Lawrence of Arabia)
5. BC Stoner Bears (vlad)
6. Georgia Goonies (Imran Siddiqui)
7. Exeter Reds (vlad antlerkov)
8. The Laminated Cats (asleepatthewheel)
9. Love Haters (Guynemer)
10. Creeps (Apocalypse)
11. Dallas Dwarf Tossers (Slowwhand)
12. City Hobgoblins (Stuie)

1.1 A. Rodriguez - NYY
1.2 A. Pujols - StL
1.3 M. Prior - ChC
1.4 N. Garciaparra - BOS
1.5 V. Guerrero - ANA
1.6 R. Halladay - TOR
1.7 A. Soriano - TEX
1.8 B. Bonds - SF
1.9 T. Helton - COL
1.10 B. Boone - SEA
1.11 P. Martinez - BOS
1.12 J. Schmidt - SF

2.12 J. Thome - PHI
2.11 T. Hudson - OAK
2.10 K. Wood - ChC
2.9 S. Rolen - StL
2.8 E. Renteria - StL
2.7 C. Beltran - KC
2.6 G. Sheffield - NYY
2.5 C. Shilling - BOS
2.4 D. Lowe - BOS
2.3 C. Delgado - TOR
2.2 M. Mussina - NYY
2.1 E. Gagne - LA

3.1 J. Vazquez - NYY
3.2 V. Wells - TOR
3.3 J. Lopez - BAL
3.4 M. Ramirez - BOS
3.5 R. Johnson - ARI
3.6 M. Tejada - BAL
3.7 K. Foulke - BOS
3.8 R. Oswalt - HOU
3.9 P. Wilson - COL
3.10 A. Jones - ATL
3.11 B. Wagner - PHI
3.12 D. Jeter - NYY

4.12 E. Guardado - SEA
4.11 H. Blalock - TEX
4.10 R. Furcal - ATL
4.9 B. Zito - OAK
4.8 J. Posada - NYY
4.7 M. Mulder - OAK
4.6 J. Pierre - FLA
4.5 J. Smoltz - ATL
4.4 R. Nen - SF
4.3 J. Santana - MIN
4.2 M. Rivera - NYY
4.1 M. Ordonez - ChW

5.1 I. Suzuki - SEA
5.2 M. Lowell - FLO
5.3 B. Abreu - PHI
5.4 J. Varitek - BOS
5.5 S. Sosa - ChC
5.6 E. Chavez - OAK
5.7 B Giles - SD
5.8 J Kent - HOU
5.9 E Loaiza CWS
5.10 R Clemens - HOU
5.11 T Hunter - MIN
5.12 G. Anderson - ANA

6.12 K. Brown - NYY
6.11 D. Willis - FLA
6.10 J. Bagwell - HOU
6.9 M. Piazza - NYM
6.8 J. Giambi - NYY
6.7 R. Sexson - ARI
6.6 J. Beckett - FLO
6.5 C. Crawford - TAM
6.4 A. Pettite - HOU
6.3 J. Contreras - NYY
6.2 B. Webb - ARI
6.1 A. Huff - TB

7.1 M. Giles - ATL
7.2 D. Lee - ChC
7.3 C. Lee - CWS
7.4 T. Nixon - BOS
7.5 T. Glaus- ANA
7.6 B. Colon - ANA
7.7 B. Kim - BOS
7.8 M. Morris - STL
7.9 O. Cabrera - MON
7.10 O. Dotel - HOU
7.11 I. Rodriguez - DET
7.12 K. Millwood - PHI

8.12 D. Young - DET
8.11 B. Wilkerson - MON
8.10 L. Berkman - HOU
8.9 J. Borowski - ChC
8.8 S. Podsednik - MIL
8.7 M. Lieberthal - PHI
8.6 T. Hoffman - SD
8.5 C. Jones - ATL
8.4 D. Ortiz - BOS
8.3 M. Mantei - ARI
8.2 J Edmonds - STL
8.1 H Nomo - LA

9.1 S Green - LA
9.2 C Zambrano - ChC
9.3 F Thomas - ChW
9.4 R Ortiz - ATL
9.5 G. Maddux - ChC
9.6 J. Vidro - MON
9.7 A. Berroa - KC
9.8 J. Isringhausen - StL
9.9 L. Castillo - FLA
9.10 A. Leiter - NYM
9.11 M. Young - TEX
9.12 J. Damon - BOS

10.12 F. Cordero - TEX
10.11 R. Ibanez - SEA
10.10 P. Nevin - SD
10.9 L. Hernandez - MON
10.8 M. Ensberg - HOU
10.7 T. Percival - ANA
10.6 A. Pierzynski - SF
10.5 T. Glavine - NYM
10.4 M. Timlin - BOS
10.3 A. Ramirez - ChC
10.2 J. Nathan - MIN
10.1 M. Redman - OAK

11.1 V. Padilla - Phi
11.2 C. Patterson - ChC
11.3 K. Matsui - NYM
11.4 R. Baldelli - TB
11.5 S. Ponson - BAL
11.6 H. Matsui - NYY
11.7 C. Koskie - MIN
11.8 R. Wolf - PHI
11.9 R. Hidalgo - HOU
11.10 C. Sabathia - CLE
11.11 M. Lorreta - SD
11.12 K. Griffey, Jr. - CIN

12.12 J. Moyer - SEA
12.11 R. Palmeiro - BAL
12.10 J. Kendall - PIT
12.9 L. Hawkins - ChC
12.8 R. Harden - OAK
12.7 J. Pineiro - SEA
12.6 A. Benitez - FLA
12.5 J. Reyes - NYM
12.4 B. Mueller - BOS
12.3 R. Durham - SF
12.2 M. LeCroy - MIN
12.1 G. Jenkins - MIL

13.1 D. Kolb - MIL
13.2 A. Cintron - ARI
13.3 R. Soriano - SEA
13.4 T. Walker - ChC
13.5 M. Cabrera - FLA
13.6 M. Teixeira - TEX
13.7 W. Miller - HOU
13.8 M. Sweeney - KC
13.9 W. Williams - STL
13.10 K. Escobar - ANA
13.11 L. Gonzalez - ARI
13.12 R. Winn - SEA

14.12 B. Penny - FLA
14.11 M. Clement - CHI
14.12 P. Polanco - PHI

Guy is up

[SlowwHand]

All I can say about Gonzalez is that he was rated highly from last year, he's listed as a starter at Arizona's web site, and he's a backup for me.

I don't have time, nor the inclination, to check every swingingdick of a sports publication on each player.

Besides that, so what?
I'll be in the waiver wire line next to Imran? I'm not scared of Imran.

[Imran Siddiqui]

You should be. In Fantasy Football league back in 1999, I picked up Kurt Warner from the waiver wire. I'm a waiver God... fear my skills .

[SlowwHand]

I'm pissing my pants, Imran.

[Imran Siddiqui]

You should be... where did you finish last year in the Fantasy Baseball League?