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  • #61
    I keep mistaking Tass for red_jon... the avatars are similar loooking
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #62
      DRoseDARs

      I used to have a cat that would hump my leg when I was lying down... he pwned me all night
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #63
        Maybe you could use that to get out of any drafts
        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
          Maybe you could use that to get out of any drafts
          is it beastiality if the cat is ****ing me?
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #65
            He does it because you like it
            Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
            Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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            • #66
              Sava, I don't want to know what you do in your free time. No thanks...
              For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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              • #67
                is it beastiality if the cat is ****ing me?


                It depends if he gets penetrates, otherwise, just heavy petting .
                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                • #68
                  well he was neutered, so I dunno... if it will get me outta the draft, then
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #69
                    Bend over.... ROWWR!

                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                      Bend over.... ROWWR!

                      actually, he was mute (as in couldn't meow right)... cats normally have two voice boxes; he had one. So it was more like a meow that sounded like larengytus (damn that's ****ing hard to spell)
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Sava
                        how about I just tell the draft board to suck my balls? would that count as gay behavior?
                        Oooh, tea time!
                        Who is Barinthus?

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                        • #72
                          Oooh, tea time!


                          "let me go to canada or I will TEABAG YOU, mr draft board guy!"
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Sava
                            that won't stop my ass from backpacking across the border
                            yes, I read that too, wtf does that have to do with the price of rice in china?
                            It means that if Kerry gets elected, he will reinstitute the draft.
                            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                            • #74

                              "let me go to canada or I will TEABAG YOU, mr draft board guy!"
                              I'd love to see that, I bet the expression on his face would be priceless!
                              Who is Barinthus?

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by The Mad Monk
                                It means that if Kerry gets elected, he will reinstitute the draft.
                                he better not...

                                then you'll hear me *****in about him for the next 4 years...
                                To us, it is the BEAST.

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