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  • #136
    Originally posted by Asher
    Is Robert the guy you slept with one night, posted a thread about it, then later claimed your account was hacked and somebody posted that thread?
    I slept with three guys in my life. That was actually true and I was ashamed at it at the time since I was insecure.

    Rodrigo was my first real boyfriend but the second I did it with.. and Robert was well... you could call him my second boyfriend...

    All these stories, so hard to keep track...
    Moron.
    For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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    • #137
      Originally posted by Fez
      Nevermind then. If you want to be an @$$hole about it I shouldn't of bothered. How can you manage a relationship anyways? Hitler was probably more capable of them than you.
      Because I don't get into relationships with emotionally unstable Argentinians. I find that solves most of the relationship problems.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #138
        Originally posted by Asher

        Because I don't get into relationships with emotionally unstable Argentinians. I find that solves most of the relationship problems.
        I never been in a relationship with one either. And both my first and second boyfriends were Mexican.
        For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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        • #139
          Originally posted by Fez
          I slept with three guys in my life. That was actually true and I was ashamed at it at the time since I was insecure.

          Rodrigo was my first real boyfriend but the second I did it with.. and Robert was well... you could call him my second boyfriend...

          Moron.
          Was your third boyfriend Raymond? Richard? Rasputin?
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #140
            Originally posted by Asher

            Was your third boyfriend Raymond? Richard? Rasputin?
            DO you speak english or shall I speak a different language? Which language should I switch too? Chinese?

            I never had a third boyfriend. Robert was the jerk that dumped me a week ago.
            For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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            • #141
              Originally posted by Fez
              I never been in a relationship with one either. And both my first and second boyfriends were Mexican.
              But you must imagine how difficult it would be to maintain a relationship with somebody who would claim a burglar was the person you slept with not lastnight, not him...
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #142
                Originally posted by Asher

                But you must imagine how difficult it would be to maintain a relationship with somebody who would claim a burglar was the person you slept with not lastnight, not him...
                Very funny. Does your boyfriend tell you about your dry humor? I find watching Al Gore more amusing.
                For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                • #143
                  Originally posted by Fez
                  DO you speak english or shall I speak a different language? Which language should I switch too? Chinese?

                  I never had a third boyfriend. Robert was the jerk that dumped me a week ago.
                  Chinese would be good.

                  您是不吸引人, 愚笨, 和情感地不稳定的。您是疯狂的。
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #144
                    Originally posted by Fez
                    Very funny. Does your boyfriend tell you about your dry humor? I find watching Al Gore more amusing.
                    Actually, I DO have a very "dry" sense of humour.

                    Do you even know what it means, or is this just another Word of the Day you tried to throw in?
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #145
                      Originally posted by Asher

                      Actually, I DO have a very "dry" sense of humour.

                      Do you even know what it means, or is this just another Word of the Day you tried to throw in?
                      Dry in my dictionary means "uninspiring", "bland" and indicates the beginning of mental retardation.
                      For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                      • #146
                        Here I was, starting to wonder when the two of you would have a go at it...

                        ...And lo and behold, I refresh the page (I've been watching Adult Swim mostly) and the two of you are having a go at it. See Fez, same old Apolyton. It's good to come home.
                        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                        • #147
                          Originally posted by Fez
                          Dry in my dictionary means "uninspiring", "bland" and indicates the beginning of mental retardation.
                          Yes, but that's not what dry humor means, per se:
                          A sense of humor mainly relying upon sarcasm, timing, and wit. Can easily come across as seeming smart-assed, *****y, or just plain difficult.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #148
                            Originally posted by DRoseDARs
                            Here I was, starting to wonder when the two of you would have a go at it...

                            ...And lo and behold, I refresh the page (I've been watching Adult Swim mostly) and the two of you are having a go at it. See Fez, same old Apolyton. It's good to come home.
                            I waited until I was bored before I started. Fez is so reliable.
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #149
                              Originally posted by DRoseDARs
                              Here I was, starting to wonder when the two of you would have a go at it...

                              ...And lo and behold, I refresh the page (I've been watching Adult Swim mostly) and the two of you are having a go at it. See Fez, same old Apolyton. It's good to come home.
                              I'm sorry I came back. I only have one more chance or will be permabanned for good. Hopefully I can get that done again.

                              Hey Dave, where you get that bull**** definition from?
                              For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                              • #150
                                everything2.com

                                That's generally what's referred to as "dry humor". You're nothing more than a foreigner trying to use slang terms without knowing what they mean. It's even better when you use a formal dictionary to look up "dry".
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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