Happy Year of the Monkey

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
Year of the Monkey. I guess this means that Dubya is going to get re-elected.

Someone had to say it.

On the contrary, my good man.

According to Chinese feng shui theories, anybody who has the same sign as the year is said to be "crossing the boss" (something like that), so the boss gets pissed and those people don't have such a good year. Or so it goes.

So bye bye W.

[DaShi]

George Bush was born in the year of the Monkey?

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by DaShi
George Bush was born in the year of the Monkey?

No, he has the brain of a macaque.

[Drake Tungsten]

I bet no one saw that joke coming...

[Drake Tungsten]

BTW, Bush was born in 1946, making him a dog, not a monkey.

edit:

People born in the Year of the Dog possess the best traits of human nature. They have a deep sense of loyalty, are honest, and inspire other people's confidence because they know how to keep secrets. But Dog People are somewhat selfish, terribly stubborn, and eccentric. They care little for wealth, yet somehow always seem to have money. They can be cold emotionally and sometimes distant at parties. They can find fault with many things and are noted for their sharp tongues. Dog people make good leaders. They are compatible with those born in the Years of the Horse, Tiger, and Rabbit.

Sounds just like Bush, actually.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
I bet no one saw that joke coming...

Oh, Dreck, you so funny, so cutting, I'm dying here....

[Drake Tungsten]

Oh, Dreck, you so funny, so cutting, I'm dying here....

Strange. I was thinking the same thing...

[OzzyKP]

Originally posted by TCO
what is a furrie (serious, I don't know but hear a little bit people refer to them). Is it a pet? doll?

Its when MrFun gets together with his pals and play "hide the hamster"

[MrFun]

Originally posted by OzzyKP


Its when MrFun gets together with his pals and play "hide the hamster"

Hey -- quiet you!!

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

Oh, Dreck, you so funny, so cutting, I'm dying here....

Strange. I was thinking the same thing...

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. But hey, it's nice to know you were thinking....

[Theben]

Oh, ick, I have the same Chinese zodiac as Bush...

I feel so dirty...

[Spiffor]

I think it's time to untop this thread. The new Year's day has passed, and people have stopped spamming this thread already...

[Nubclear]

This is the year of my birthday.

[/Soclever]

[Drake Tungsten]

Hey Tass! When do Mormons celebrate New Year's?

[Nubclear]

Why must everyone troll me?