Jackson: "Little Billy was not my lover."

[Lonestar]

When was this?

[mrmitchell]

Didn't Dissident have a thread concluding it was impossible to rape a man?

[The Mad Monk]

Originally posted by Jac de Molay


He's stuck in that "kid mode" where he thinks all girls are icky.

I think you hit the proverbial nail on the head.

I don't belive that he did it. I think he's largely asexual and simply has no interest.

[mrmitchell]

(from IWS)
Q. Did Jacko do it?

A. No, but he did do a lot of little kids

[Pekka]

mrmithcelll, what do you mean? What about prison rapes?

[Tiamat]

You know as much as I hate to admit it Albert Speer does make somewhat of a point. If he does get convicted that will just feed into the persicution complex as well as the publicity machine that he has going on.

So......come on guys, he had to bus people in to hold up signs to proclaim his innocence? Because why? Because he thought no one would show up......as well as it feeds into his narcasistic view of himself.

A little more information then I would normally want to share but......I got thrown in jail once and I can assure you I didn't want anyone at my arraignment much less did I want to jump on the roof of a car and draw attention to myself nor did I do a dance. It's just rediculous the levels he has become willing to stoop to.

[Elok]

Er, he bused those people in? I was under the impression that the fans came of their own accord, and Jackson only brought his (considerable) entourage. Maybe I misread. Not important enough to check.

Oh, and that's not bad, Boshko, but I was thinking more along the lines of,

It's just his mother, says I am the one
But I didn't grope her son.

Maybe we should put it to a vote though.

[Solver]

It's interesting how people view MJ. I never cared for him at all, till I saw tat documentary/interview filmed last year about him. Saw it twice actually, one time in spring, once in summer, IIRC.

I dunno, I thought it was great, the man seemed nice...

[Snotty]

Originally posted by Elok

Little Billy was not my lover.
It's just his mother, says I am the one
But I didn't grope her son.

Now thats good satire.

MJ just finished a new video shoot, right? Timing is too good for the cynic in me to trust this not being a publicity milking exercise.

Originally posted by St Leo


Britney spears ..... her music is terrible.

Who cares when she makes videos like 'Toxic'?

[JohnT]

Shouldn't it be "Billy Boy was not my lover" as to catch the proper cadence?

[Sava]

Originally posted by Uber KruX



AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA AHAHAHA AHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHA AAHAHAAHAAHA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHHA HA.

oh, and to think you had the balls to bring up "jungle fever" in a thread that had nothing to do with anything like it at all.

oh man. i have no idea what to think when it comes to you.

yeah I had the same reaction to Speer as you...

he reminds me of the dopes who march in support of R.Kelly outside of his court precedings.

[Elok]

Originally posted by JohnT
Shouldn't it be "Billy Boy was not my lover" as to catch the proper cadence?

That would work, yes, but "Billy Boy" sounds kinda hee-hawish to me. Plus it's the name of an old and singularly irritating ditty I had to sing in elementary school music class. "Little Billy" sounds like something from a Troy McLure special, which adds to the charm, and, I think, justifies the forcing of the rhythm.

[Al B. Sure!]

yeah billy boy is not my lover is better... you're wrong, elok.

[St Leo]

Originally posted by mrmitchell
Didn't Dissident have a thread concluding it was impossible to rape a man?

Maybe, but Dissident is a known crackpot.

I still have nightmares about Britney raping me. I wake up covered with sticky sweat.