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  • I'm going on a date

    .. so yeah, I was finally able to pull a date with a girl I met yesterday. I think she only wants my body, but we'll see

    So, now I hit the shower and go. Wish me luck!!
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

  • #2
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    • #3
      Re: I'm going on a date

      Originally posted by Pekka
      .. so yeah, I was finally able to pull a date with a girl I met yesterday. I think she only wants my body, but we'll see

      Resist or serve!

      Nah, good luck
      Blah

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      • #4
        Maybe you should tell her about that alter ego of yours. I am certain that she will be impressed upon the discovery that her date is SuperCitizen. Ideally, the disclosure is accompanied by your theme song.

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        • #5
          Don't forget to describe SuzieQ in exquisite detail
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #6
            There's someone who wants my body too...medical research.
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #7
              Good luck Pekka.



              note to himself: hmm...three Finnish military dudes within last week. It makes an invasion much easier. Good work major... no... colonel Ivanova.

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              • #8
                Serb, thanks man..

                And to the rest of you, no I'm a real live Supercitizen. But I think I shouldn't bring it up on the first time.

                *smelling armpits and other orifices*.. I'm pretty much set. Post the results later. Hopefully WAYYYY later
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #9
                  See you in an hour
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #10
                    Depending on which orifices you can smell, she may be disgusted, impressed, or turned on.
                    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                    I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                    • #11
                      Is it a real girl, with every orifice in the right place?
                      I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                      Asher on molly bloom

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                      • #12
                        Well.. I wouldn't say it was a success. But not a total failure either. We went for coffee and had a talk. She was ok, except that she had some qualities I didn't find attractive. I guess I had some qualities she didn't find attractive either. She said she defends animal rights and stuff, so even if it's a good cause, that was kind of turn off for me.

                        I didn't want to talk politics, but she also hated the US, and named just about every war they were in and it was all BS according to her because blaablaablaa tell me something new.. so needless to say I had made my mind already after this. I didn't start arguing, because that would have been pointless.

                        We had different values and all that, plus she was compassionate about those things, which is good, but since we share different views completely, it means it can't be worked out. She likes crappy music, but then again she thinks the same of me. But I'm right and she was wrong, it's a fact.

                        Too bad though, she was pretty and seemed nice otherwise. We said we'd call each other and go out again, but I don't think neither of us meant it.

                        But.. hey I tried.
                        In da butt.
                        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                        • #13
                          Don't give up yet. I know they say you can't change the way someone is...

                          But they started saying that a long time before electroshock was invented. Just tell her the machine is a VR set that will let her experience life as a humpback whale or something.

                          Failing that, my extremely poor knowledge of relationships guesses that you're screwed, yeah. Or, rather, you aren't and won't be, which may be the part that bothers you. But take heart. Your luck with women is better than mine.
                          1011 1100
                          Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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                          • #14
                            Since when does ones political views determine the success of a relationship? The more difference there, the better as long as you can keep discussions civil and rational (which largely depends on the girl of course).

                            Dont be an idiot Pekka, just because we're liberal doesn't mean we're bad in bed
                            "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                            "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                            • #15
                              Nah, I'm not looking for one night stands or sex. I'm looking for someone that I like to be around with and who likes to be around with me with a pair of boobies.
                              That's all.
                              In da butt.
                              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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