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HIPPIE! YOU TAKE THAT BACK! 
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
That was pretty good SlowwWe the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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Re: Hillary Clinton Involved In Accident
Originally posted by SlowwHand
Senator Hillary Clinton was flying cross-country last night and had to make a crash landing in Texas.
She was unhurt but reporters were able to get a picture of the wreckage before it was hauled away.
That was really funny. Even though I was disappointed that Hillary Clinton wasn't involved in a real accident, that was still really good.
"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
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Funny as Hell!“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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Speaking of accidents, what about the time Pickles Bush killed somebody? 1963 or so...?"When all else fails, a pigheaded refusal to look facts in the face will see us through." -- General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay MelchettComment
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