Is it Cold Enought?

[Joseph]

60 above zero. Floridians turn the heat on. People in
New England plant gardens.

50 above zero. Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.

40 above zero. Italian and English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.

32 above zero. Distilled water freezes. Moosehead
Lake's water gets thicker.

20 above zero. Floridians don coats, thermal
underwear, gloves and hats. People in New England
throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero. New York landlords finally turn on the
heat. People in New England have the last cookout
before it turns cold.

Zero. People in Miami die - or return to Cuba. New
Englanders close the windo

10 below zero. Californians go to Mexico. People in
New England get out their Winter coats.

25 below zero. Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in
New England are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero. Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep inside.

100 below zero. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in New England get frustrated because "the caah
won't staaht".

275 below zero. All atomic motion stops. (Absolute
zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New England start
saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below zero. Hell freezes over.Red Sox win the
World Series.

It's cute.

[chequita guevara]

Cute.

[GePap]

I agree with only the last one.

And the NYC landlord one would be funnier if I were not in my line of work.

[MLeonard]

i didn't wear a hat or gloves today in boston.

sounds like i'm a good new englander!

and i also plan on going out later tonight.

[Boris Godunov]

This is cute, yes.

Sadly, people are dying from the cold. Some NY landlords always skimp on the heat, and this year its having a lethal effect.

[Inverse Icarus]

up near albany it got to -15 degrees (F) today. eep.

[The Emperor Fabulous]

Cute? Yes.

True? Absolutely.

Toes? Numb.

[CapitanGarlic]

Not nearly cold enough here, while we're on the subject. A piddling 20 degrees.

[The Emperor Fabulous]

Current Conditions from Weather.com

Current Temp
-7°F

Mostly Cloudy

Feels Like
-31°F

UV Index: 0 Minimal
Dew Point: -24°F
Humidity: 36%
Visibility: Unlimited
Pressure: 29.59 inches and falling
Wind: From the West Northwest at 18 gusting to 26 mph


Now I know why they're called Eskimo kisses when you rub noses together. When you kiss in this cold, you're stuck together.

[Nubclear]

-3 here in the land of God.

[Sprayber]

31 here.

Its mid January and still no snow here. Only snow here to speak of is a few flakes that I saw while washing my car..

[St Leo]

-22 here. You are all wimps.

[Space05us]

I would go on and tell you all how cold it is here but that part of the winter is over, its only -20 right now.

[The Mad Monk]

Mount Washington, NH, last night:

-43 F

-90 F windchill

Wind from the West Northwest at 82 gusting to 94 mph

[KrazyHorse]

275 below zero. All atomic motion stops. (Absolute
zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New England start
saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"

32 above zero. Distilled water freezes. Moosehead
Lake's water gets thicker.

These aren't both true opn any temperature scale I'm aware of.