What custom titles would you give to other posters?

[Boris Godunov]

*Hic* Do not be so sure, American Pigski.

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Lonestar

Agathon: fuzzy green fruit.

You sayin' I'm a poofter, bro?


These should be Homeric titles e.g. Homer always writes something like:

"Odysseus of the nimble wits"

or

"Nestor, the tamer of horses"

or my favourite

"Agamemnon, the sacker of cities."


So:

Boris Godunov of the barbed retort.

Ming, the smiter of miscreants.

Sava, the baiter of Slowwhand.

Pekka, the mental undresser.

[Lonestar]

Agathon, Believer in Magical Political Ideologies

[Q Classic]

TCO: He of the Mysterious Acronym


i personally like:

Q Cubed the Magnificent: 100%, Warlord, Conquest, 1650.

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Lonestar
Agathon, Believer in Magical Political Ideologies

You bastard!!

[JohnT]

Ned: Nerd

sorry, couldn't resist.

[Japher]

Ned's daughter is the Nerd with her straight As from Medical School!!

JohnT: Mr. Telephone Man

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by MrFun


Um . . . . .

wouldn't this have fitted Starchild much better?

Boris is an opera aficiando, Starchild can't even spell opera.

[TCO]

Originally posted by MrFun
JohnT: Circle-jerk Lover

Gay Mr. Spock: always the one who has to eat the cookie.

[Ecthy]

TCO: Wet Palm(e)

[Serb]

Originally posted by Lonestar
Serb: Omega Red

Lonestar: Popeye.

[Serb]

Originally posted by Saras

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Serb

Lonestar: Popeye.

Serb: Not Serbian

[Serb]

Lonestar: It's not my fault, sir. It was "oh sh!t missile"!!!

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by Lonestar
Dr. Strangelove: Allows no coal mine gaps

I swear to God that I never touched Ms. Spacek!!!! It's a dirty lie I tell you!!!! I never so much as touched her!!!!