Mr Clinton is gone

[Joseph]

Shortly after President Bush took office, an old man
> approached the White House from the park across
> Pennsylvania Ave where he'd been sitting on a park
> bench.
>
> He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said,
> "I would like to go in and meet with President
> Clinton."
>
> The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr.
> Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides
> here."
>
> The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
>
> The following day, the same man approached the White
> House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go
> in and meet with President Clinton."
>
> The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no
> longer president and no longer resides here."
>
> The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
>
> The third day, the same man approached the White House
> and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I
> would like to go in and meet with President Clinton."
>
> The Marine, understandably agitated at this point,
> looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third
> day in a row you have been here asking to speak
> to Mr. Clinton; I've told you already that Mr. Clinton
> is no longer the president and no longer resides here.
> Don't you understand?"
>
> The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I
> understand. I just love hearing it."
>
> The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said,
> "See you tomorrow, Sir.

I love it ..... The Joke OK.

[Lancer]

Yeah...

[PLATO]

Good one!

[Dauphin]

/me looks forward in time and sees same joke applied to Dubya....

[chequita guevara]

Yep, I sure am glad the Clinton years are over. All those jobs and prosperty sure did suck.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

And this iswhat I read

BlahBlah Blah Clinton Blah BlahBlah Blowjobs and Blah sure did suck.

[Urban Ranger]

Same with Senior Bush and Reagan.

They are all gone!

[MrFun]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Yep, I sure am glad the Clinton years are over. All those jobs and prosperty sure did suck.

You mean the Defense of Marriage Act of 1996?

Or do you mean lobbing a couple of missiles because Clinton couldn't be arsed to seriously deal with terrorism?

OR do you mean him turning the Oval Office into a sleazy place?

OR perhaps you mean his dumb-ass policy with the military called "don't ask, don't tell?"

Or maybe . . . . . . ah, I digress.

[Nubclear]

Defense of Marriage

[chequita guevara]

MrFun, yes, those are a bunch of things about Clinton I did not like. Course, he wasn't the one who turned the Oval Office into a sleazy place. That happened a long time ago.

[Urban Ranger]

Okay, what did you do to the real MrFun?

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Okay, what did you do to the real MrFun?

The swindling, back-stabbing, homophobic-pandering, no-good Billie Clinton lost all respect I had for him during his second term.

[DaShi]

Has anyone applied the joke to other presidents yet?

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by MrFun
The swindling, back-stabbing, homophobic-pandering, no-good Billie Clinton lost all respect I had for him during his second term.

You're a bitter man, MrFun. You need to relax.

[Nubclear]

Shortly after President Clinton took office, an old man
> approached the White House from the park across
> Pennsylvania Ave where he'd been sitting on a park
> bench.
>
> He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said,
> "I would like to go in and meet with President
> Bush."
>
> The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr.
> Bush is no longer president and no longer resides
> here."
>
> The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
>
> The following day, the same man approached the White
> House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go
> in and meet with President Bush."
>
> The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no
> longer president and no longer resides here."
>
> The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
>
> The third day, the same man approached the White House
> and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I
> would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
>
> The Marine, understandably agitated at this point,
> looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third
> day in a row you have been here asking to speak
> to Mr. Bush; I've told you already that Mr. Bush
> is no longer the president and no longer resides here.
> Don't you understand?"
>
> The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I
> understand. I just love hearing it."
>
> The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said,
> "See you tomorrow, Sir.