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  • JAPHER! What's Up With These Redneck California Cops?

    Sheriff Car in CA

    Kern County


    They don't call us red necks for nothing. They put the decals on this car
    and took pictures for an internal joke. Some one leaked the picture to the
    press. And the #$%@ hit the fan.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      Was it stickers? It kinda looks Photoshopped o me.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #4
        yep che, it does look photoshopped...

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        • #5
          Whatever. Change your hat. It's as behind in time as your politics.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            I like Christmas.
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #7
              Kern County is redneck.
              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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              • #8
                Well, you can't say that the Kern County Sheriff's Department doesn't have a sense of humor!
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                • #9
                  That's excellent.

                  Now all we have to wait for is some sad, humourless bastard to lodge an official complaint.
                  Only feebs vote.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Kidicious
                    Kern County is redneck.
                    finally, Kid, something we can both agree on.

                    Welcome to Wasco, boys and girls, the only town that had a major civic celebration when a K-Mart opened "downtown" and also the only town that ever considered a state prison to be an "improvement."
                    When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                    • #11
                      WTF is your avatar Michael? It looks like something from "Hogan's Heroes".
                      Only feebs vote.

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                      • #12
                        I gots family in Kern county, and theys no Rednecks.

                        Much of Sacramento and San Joaquin Valley is filled with Rednecks, apart from those places filled with white trash. At least we have some Republicans in there; mostly Ranchers and Farmers.
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #13
                          Agathon -

                          Check out "Cooler King" Sloww's avatar.

                          They're both stills from The Great Escape - his of "Cooler King" Hilts (Steve McQueen) being taken to the cooler for a little quiet time, mine of Hauptfeldwebel Strachwitz (Harry Riebauer) busting Ives (Angus Lennie) in an early attempt to escape in a truck with wood and branches cut by a Soviet work crew.

                          He got the original Great Escape still from McQueen at the beginning of his motorcycle chase scene, so I got mine to send him a subtle hint, and he updated his.
                          When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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