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    Never sniff old cottage cheese.

    Ok, so I have been back from eastern Iowa now for a couple of days -- all during my break, I had a container of cottage cheese in my fridge.


    A few minutes ago, I opened it, and to my disgust, the um -- texture definitely looked strange. Then, I almost keeled over after I sniffed it to see how rotten it was.




    I won't do that again.
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.
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  • #2
    You sniffed it? Frankly, you deserve everything you get.

    "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

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    • #3
      Cottage Cheese always smells bad... maybe you should taste it
      Monkey!!!

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      • #4
        Japher -- I foiled your plans to get me killed because I threw it out after I recovered from my one minute coma that was induced by my sniffing the damn stuff.
        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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        • #5
          damn!!! Next time I plant rotten cheese in your fridge I will make sure to use oderless rotten cheese!!!
          Monkey!!!

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          • #6
            "Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence!"
            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Japher
              damn!!! Next time I plant rotten cheese in your fridge I will make sure to use oderless rotten cheese!!!
              I don't think so buddy -- I have just made a couple calls to the gay mafia. I think you will have "visitors" to your home tonight.
              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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              • #8
                Don't you remember the lessons from chemistry classes? Bring the smell with your hand to your nose; don't put your nose just over the *thing*!
                In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                • #9
                  Spores man. You got spores in your brain now.

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                  • #10
                    You guys just don't realize that "sniffing the cottage cheese" is a gay euphemism...
                    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                    • #11
                      I don't want to know...
                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                        You guys just don't realize that "sniffing the cottage cheese" is a gay euphemism...
                        WHAT??
                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        • #13
                          AHAHA...when I think of vacation, Eastern Iowa is way down on my list. I lived there. I can't imagine going back while I am on a break. Maybe after I graduate.
                          "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                          ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                          "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                          • #14
                            Emperor -- most of my family live in eastern Iowa, and all of my good friends live in eastern Iowa.

                            It's what a person makes out of life wherever they live that counts the most, in my opinion. The Quad Cities along the Mississippi River has a thriving gay community, and I had a fun, wonderful break there seeing my family (not Quad Cities area), as well as being with my friends (in the Quad Cities area).
                            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                            • #15
                              BTW Emperor -- what part of eastern Iowa did you come from? I came from Dubuque County -- near the tri-state border of Iowa, Wisconsin, and Illinois.
                              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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