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  • Thanks! I thought so, same as mirc.
    Monkey!!!

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    • Originally posted by Spiffor

      I can, if you convert and decide to worship Marx.
      Gotcha, become catholic and worship manx
      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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      • Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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        • My God! The Frenchman ate that poor cat's tail!
          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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          • /me sobs at the inhumanity of it all.
            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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            • /me fetches la vache
              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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              • /me drinks some water.
                I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                • Well that was dull. Make the next one a vodka, but pretend it is water.
                  I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                  • My first command as ruler of the AECCP is to appropriate all the funds for the revolution!
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • Here's 5 bucks. There's another quarter if you scrape it off the wad of gum under that stool over there.
                      *grumbles about work*

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                      • I don't want your worthless Canadian money. Only Euros.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • Both are Commie Money. Unfortunately, the AECCP has a "No-Floridians" provision, so, I'm afraid you are not permitted to even be a member, much less a leader.

                          As Chairman, I banish you!

                          Actually, you can hang out in the lodge house. Bars' in the back.
                          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                          • Aren't you stationed in Pensicola?
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • Uh...nope, can't say that I am.
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                              • Weren't you?
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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