Britney gets married!

[JohnT]

There's still hope for Drake and Ted after all:

Updated: 10:20 AM EST
Britney Spears Marries Childhood Friend in Vegas

Sources Say She Is Planing to Annul Quickie Wedding

(Jan. 4) -- Just when you thought you'd seen it all from Britney Spears, the pop princess, 22, has gotten married -- at a little Vegas chapel, wearing a baseball cap, to a childhood friend, sources close to the singer say. A hotel bellman walked her down the aisle. But before you make any plans to send wedding gifts, a source close to the pop star insists it was all a joke that went too far, and that Spears is already making plans to annul the marriage.

Now she can still claim that she's a virgin!

[chequita guevara]

I wouldn't say I'd kick her out of bed but she ain't all that.

[DRoseDARs]

Shortest.

Marriage.

Ever?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=564&ncid=564&e=5&u=/nm/20040104/ts_nm/people_spears_dc

Britney Said to Tie the Knot - But How Tight?
1 hour, 59 minutes ago

LAS VEGAS (Reuters) - Wearing a baseball cap and on the arm of a hotel bellman, pop star Britney Spears married a childhood friend in a Las Vegas wedding ceremony on Saturday, according to published reports.

A marriage license was filed in Clark County, Nevada, on Jan. 3, for Jason Allen Alexander and Britney Jean Spears, both 22. Signed by both, the document says they are both residents of Kentwood, Louisiana, who were born in Mississippi and have never been married before.

But how tightly the knot was tied was not immediately clear.

People magazine and the Las Vegas Review Journal newspaper said in their online editions that Spears married Alexander at the Little White Wedding Chapel on the Las Vegas strip early on Saturday. Both reports said she was walked down the aisle by a Palms Hotel bellman and People said she wore jeans and a baseball cap.

But on Sunday People.com quoted a source close to Spears as saying the wedding was a joke that went too far and the singer was already planning an annulment.

"I don't know what's going through her mind," the Web Site quoted "someone close to Spears" as saying.

Although confirming details of the marriage license, Reuters could not immediately reach Spears' representatives for comment. Representatives for the Little White Wedding Chapel and the Palms Hotel declined comment.

The wedding was only the latest lurch toward adulthood by the pop princess, a one-time children's television performer turned teen-aged sex symbol who most recently has posed scantily clad on magazine covers and kissed Madonna (news - web sites) on national television while promoting her latest album.

The pop diva's most high-profile romance previously was with fellow pin-up Justin Timberlake, now enjoying a successful solo career after years with the boy band 'N Sync (news - web sites).

Spears admitted last year she had sex with Timberlake, despite famously vowing to remain a virgin until she wed.

Spears shot to superstardom as a teen-ager with her debut album "...Baby One More Time." She released her latest, "In the Zone," in November, storming to number one on the music charts with the aide of a publicity blitzkrieg.

It was the singer's fourth consecutive No. 1 debut, but the album's first-week sales of 609,000 units fell short of her previous efforts. "Oops!...I Did It Again" sold 1.3 million units in its opening week in 2000.

To promote the album, Spears has posed topless, appeared in several television interviews and caused a major stir with her kiss with Madonna during the MTV Video Music Awards.

Spears will tour to support "In the Zone" in 2004.

[rev]

Spears is starting to travel the route Michael Jackson blazed years ago: only knowing celebrity and being famous, and having absolutely nothing to offer the world that their fame. She can't sing about anything other than the oh-so-horrible trials of being superfamous, and she has no ability to relate to the public or make decisions that appear responsible and reasonable to the public.

If her label allows her to make any creative contribution to her next record, you'll see. And they probably will, because it costs good money to have someone else write her music for her.

[chequita guevara]

She posed topless? Damn, now I'm in dirty old man territory.

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
She posed topless? Damn, now I'm in dirty old man territory.

[Chemical Ollie]

According to the tabloids, she changed her mind about the weeding next morning when she had sobered somewhat.

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie

As always, you are forgiven for your Misgivings about Gulf War II and are recognized for the important member of the AECCP that you are.

[Joseph]

She just got a lot of free press. Smart.

The big question is, did HE get any. If he did, he can now sell that to the press and make a ton of money.

[Joseph]

The big question is, did HE get any. If he did, he can now sell that to the press and make a ton of money.

[Verto]

Any what? STDs?

[Inverse Icarus]

The big question is, did HE get any. If he did, he can now sell that to the press and make a ton of money.

[BustaMike]

Peer Pressure.

The big question is, did HE get any. If he did, he can now sell that to the press and make a ton of money.

[Pekka]

I love britneys body.

[chequita guevara]

The big question is, did HE get any. If he did, he can now sell that to the press and make a ton of money.