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Originally posted by Spiffor
She has no control over the fumes of the cigarette.
She can make sure there aren't any fumes by not lighting it in the first placeWe the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln
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Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
I'd rather my mom had held me in her arms while talking to a croc then smoking while I was in the same room.
You can get up off the couch and walk into another room. Could this infant make that same choice?
As for Roy, I heard he slipped during a performance and the noise of the crowd, the lights, etc,. spooked the tiger which, according to Seigfried, was trying to protect him from a perceived danger. The tiger treated him like a cub in danger, grabbed him with his jaws and dragged him off the stage. But because Roy weighs more than a cub, the tiger had to apply more pressure with his jaws to drag him. Sounds logical, the tiger didn't actually maul him on the spot but tried to drag him away from the danger... Roy had only a handful of puncture wounds from the tiger's teeth, a mauling would have ripped him to shreds with the claws doing most of the damage...Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Siegfried and Roy are trained professionals who know how to handle dangerous animals.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Crocs generally don't lunge forward. If it did, it'd gnaw on his leg first. It's not a wise move, but he probably knows more about crocs than you know about beer.Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?
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Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Bullcrap - I've been in croc country and the most chilling observation made by a ranger was the crocodile was the fastest animal over 20 or 30 metres. The way it hunts is to lunge head first at prey drinking on riverbanks. The main message being if you got too close to the water you stood no chance of outrunning a croc.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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Yeah, what an *******! Doing that to a little kid, his own kid..."Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
-Bokonon
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Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Do note that crocs only move fast when coming out of the water, not when wallowing on land.We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln
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Crocs can run very very fast, just not for a long time. Most species can "run" at 11kph, and some can even reach a speed of 17kph.
For the lazy:
People often ask whether it's possible to outrun a crocodile, and the answer is yes! Don't bother trying to zigzag while you run, though — just cut a nice, straight line away from the crocodile as fast as you can, and you'll easily beat it. The danger that crocodiles pose is not their ability to run after you, but their ability to strike before you even know what's happening. In other words, keep your distance and you'll be safe.
Not that it makes much difference at the distance his child was from the croc. Nor would a baby be able to outrun anything.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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Originally posted by Ted Striker
No, it's true, Horse is right, for the first few feet they can outrun absolutley anything.
Anything can outrun anything for the first few feet, mainly because that implies that the target is nearby and is caught unaware.Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse
Do It Ourselves
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