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    HAHAHAHA GOD HATES THEM!
    "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
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  • #2
    Shouldn't they have already figured that out after the earthquake?

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    • #3
      god's just making sure they get the message. droughts and locusts come next.
      "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
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      • #4
        And then the Tigris and Euphrates turn to blood, right?

        Oh, wait, those are in Iraq..

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        • #5
          we have saved the iraqis from gods wrath.
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          - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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          • #6
            YES YES YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
            IF ALL THOSE DAMNED IRANIANS WOULD JUST DIE THEN WE COULD HAVE PEACE ON EARTH!!!!!!!
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            • #7
              muslims exist in places other than iran tass.

              we need some "smart" metorites.
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              • #8
                I see everyone has already said what I'm thinking. Try blaming all their woes on the Great Satan and Zionists now!
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                • #9
                  The evil (JWORD) in ISRAEL have a new TECHNOLOGY given to them by SATAN to try to destroy Iran!
                  NUKE ISRAEL!!!!!
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                  • #10
                    i'll jump on the "nuke isreal" bandwagon while it's still hot.
                    "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
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                    • #11
                      Guess I spoke too soon...
                      "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
                      "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
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                      • #12
                        What about the camels. Won't somebody please think of the camels.

                        How could God possibly be mad at those trusty, hard working ungulates.

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                        • #13
                          Um, I dunno, cause they are TERRORISTS?/Um, I dunno, cause they are ISRAELIS?
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                          • #14
                            Okay, hypothetical situation here.

                            A big meteor is going to hit ****** (insert name of country unfriendly to the USA here). Big enough that it could kill hundreds of thousands because its going to land in ***** (insert the capital of the unfriendly nation here)'s back yard. Damage is going to be massive, but contained within the country.

                            Would (not should) the USA try to prevent the impact?

                            Now imagine that they did prevent the impact and had saved the lives of hundreds of thousands. How long would it be before the USA returns to being "The Great Satan"?
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                            • #15
                              quite soon, i'd imagine.

                              i've often thought what would happen if the US staged an alien invasion, leveled a few major cities (at least 1 US, i guess), and then defended every nation in the world, under the banner of humanity.

                              but i think the muslims would still hate us.
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