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An American Lad crossed the border into the Great White North (Canada for those unfamiliar wih this term).
He got a job at a local grocery store and was approached by a slightly dim-witted frenchman (I know, i know, what other kind is there!)
The Patron stated that he wanted to purchase HALF an Apple. The young lad, stated he couldnt sell this man half an apple. The patron became indignant and demanded to see the manager.
The young man went back to the managers office knocked on the door and upon entering the office, chuckled, told the manager, "This frickin stupid @R$E Canadian wants to buy HALF AN APPLE!!! I mean, can you believe this guy Sir? What a dumb@$$, I mean, I shouldnt call him a dumb@$$...PAUSING..COMPOSING HIMSELF HE STATED, FOR EVERYONE KNOWS, ONLY TWO KINDA PEOPLE COME OUT OF CANADA!!..
WHORES
AND
HOCKEY PLAYERS
The lad looked at his Manager whom was really ticked off, turning beat red...spouted whilst slamming his fist on his desk..
Stating
MY WIFE IS CANADIAN!!!
The lad, not missing a beat..asked
WHAT TEAM DOES SHE PLAY FOR SIR?
He got a job at a local grocery store and was approached by a slightly dim-witted frenchman (I know, i know, what other kind is there!)
The Patron stated that he wanted to purchase HALF an Apple. The young lad, stated he couldnt sell this man half an apple. The patron became indignant and demanded to see the manager.
The young man went back to the managers office knocked on the door and upon entering the office, chuckled, told the manager, "This frickin stupid @R$E Canadian wants to buy HALF AN APPLE!!! I mean, can you believe this guy Sir? What a dumb@$$, I mean, I shouldnt call him a dumb@$$...PAUSING..COMPOSING HIMSELF HE STATED, FOR EVERYONE KNOWS, ONLY TWO KINDA PEOPLE COME OUT OF CANADA!!..
WHORES
AND
HOCKEY PLAYERS
The lad looked at his Manager whom was really ticked off, turning beat red...spouted whilst slamming his fist on his desk..
Stating
MY WIFE IS CANADIAN!!!
The lad, not missing a beat..asked
WHAT TEAM DOES SHE PLAY FOR SIR?
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