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Hey, adults can stand to learn how to pleasure themselves too.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
Happy New Year, John Mill!
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well there's something for everyone then
"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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I turned on the thermostat, but nothing happened
I think that the pilot light is out
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Do you think he needs to be told to hold the tissues in place while doing the deed?
Yes.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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He could be instructed to use a 'happy sock' instead...I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Ignoring the tremendous potential for misinterpretation of that title , I'd recommend insulating the four main areas of body heat loss - hands , feet , head(ears , specially) , and the privates(if you're male) . Also , drink hot tea/coffee/soup (pref. soup) and cover yourself with balnkets .
If possible , steam up the bathroom by running the shower for some time with really hot water , and keep the door closed . Try to ensure the steam does not escape fast . This should let you do whatever you want in there without having to wear anything bulky (or , for that matter , anything at all ) .
Hope this helps .Comment
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Look for a restart button near the pilot light, and press it.Originally posted by Jon Miller
I turned on the thermostat, but nothing happened
I think that the pilot light is out
Jon Miller
If there is a strong smell of gas, don't press it unless you're bored with your skin.
If there is no smell of gas, no restart button and no sign of an active pilot light then congratulations! It's an electric boiler.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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there is a thing that says pilot light
when I turn it there is a smell of gas
I am currently looking for a lighter
when I find it, should I try using it arround the thing I can turn?? (I turned it back to the not gas smelling position)
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Shall I make Jon explode for a laugh?The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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NO!!!
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GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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Did you try that masturbating thing yet?“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Incidentally, a quick visit to another forum reveals that Jon has recently been attempting to keep warm by reading the threads by the resident 15-year old lesbian.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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well, those were the ones being posted to
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will I blow up if I turn the gas thing and light it?
happy new years Mou
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