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even more to the point: why put a tagline? isn't that what signatures are for? i think taglines are really, really pretentious.
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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got any money and a car to go buy a space heater?We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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find the heat thing. why don't you know how to turn it on, bloody nerd? you're like John von Neumann and all the other ultra intelligent guys, no idea how to heat a house but get nobel prizes.Comment
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Re: I'm cold
And you can't call them (or anyone else, e.g. landlord) to ask how to turn it back on?Originally posted by Jon Miller
my housemates turned off the heat when they left
and I don't know how to turn it back on againComment
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Do you have any excess furniture? Preferably wooden, and from Ikea? And matches, you deffinately need matches.
I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"Comment
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Call city social services.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Bloody hell, Jon. Wear a blanket, make a big bowl of stew or soup, drink hot drinks and have a 5-knuckle shuffle or two. Or look in the airing cupboard or near the boiler for a switch marked "on".The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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Masturbate frequenly. That should warm you up, but remember to keep your blankets on.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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And a kleenex so you don't stain the blankets
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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I thought that was sort of assumed.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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He's cold... he may not think of it.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Do you think he needs to be told to hold the tissues in place while doing the deed?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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is there an advice line for masterbation? if not then i think che and imran have spotted a gap in the market...
"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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I wonder if I could get paid for advice on better whacking off. That would be pretty cool.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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and you'd be doing something for the children too, it's a winner all round
"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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