The airport

[MRT144]

The one thing i love about the airport is the people you see and begin to loathe while sitting there.

example 1:

This hideous manchild standing well over 6 foot wearing thick glasses, small mouth that is slightly open at all moments, a poofy haircut like a flat top without a flat top, blue shirt with pocket, brown pants, black socks.

His mother is equally hideous looking of several botched cosmetic surgeries. It makes me want to vomit repeatedly.

Sitting acroos from me is a couple early 40's. Female has a double chin and in eating cookies like a starved rhino would. The husband is balding and has a moustache and a facial tick.

Some times i wish i could just follow these people around for one day in their lives to see how these ugmos truly live.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

"Confessions of a misanthrope"

[Tripledoc]

Of course if you spotted somone that you loved exceedingly an embarrasing scene might occur.

[MRT144]

now the dad is there and he is staring at me as if he knows the crap ive been talking. They are speaking in a strange language too. All i know is their oafish son has dissappeared in the meantime, most likely to go sniff fumes from the tarmac. I have since discovered the mom has a crazy lazy eye. She has more in common with a pigeon than a person to me.

The couple across from me now are both reading trashy novels youd find in your local supermarket. I think these people are from some trashy part of the puget sound. The amount of jewelry the man wears is a good indication.

A father and son pass their laptop to and fro playing the microsoft pinball game. The father keeps taking it away from his son insisting that his son knows nothing of how to play the game. It's pinball for christsake!

AS for myself im now wearing the blanket i got from christmas around my shoulders like a rabbi. My ******* burns from the leaking fecile matter caused by my terrible diarhea from last night.

And i got 2 Bs 2 Ds and a C...

[JohnT]

... but what are they saying about you?

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by JohnT
... but what are they saying about you?

That he stinks of diarrhea?

[JohnT]

Not only that, but...

... "If they seat that guy who smells like crap next to me, I'm going to raise holy hell!"

[Q Classic]

i can so relate, mrt144.

what about those ****ers who just HAVE to sit right next to you on a mass transit bus?

[MRT144]

those are the worst! when youre almost the only person on the bus and they have to sit right next to you as if youre a security blanket or something. piss off wierdo!

[Q Classic]

it's good to know that i'm not the only one pissed off by inconsiderate *******s like that.

[JohnT]

what about those ****ers who just HAVE to sit right next to you on a mass transit bus?

*Points and laughs*

Ha-ha! You take the bus!

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
what about those ****ers who just HAVE to sit right next to you on a mass transit bus?

I've NEVER seen it happen in France. In general, people in mass transit just love to get a lone seat whenever one is free.

[MRT144]

in the airport the other thing that annoys me is how everyone must sit with at least one seat inbetween them and another person while waiting for the plane to board. i usually go and sit between the 2 people that look like they least want anyone sitting by them...

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by MRT144
in the airport the other thing that annoys me is how everyone must sit with at least one seat inbetween them and another person while waiting for the plane to board. i usually go and sit between the 2 people that look like they least want anyone sitting by them...

So YOU're the weirdo that has to sit next to somebody!

[MRT144]

only in crowded airports