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    It has a "sell by December 6" sticker. Will I get sick if I eat it?
    "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
    -Bokonon

  • #2
    You'll die!
    Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
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    • #3
      I just got sick from bad half and half. I don't want to get sick again, but.... the bacon cost me $4.
      "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
      -Bokonon

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      • #4
        Dude

        what are you thinking

        throw that **** out

        you shouldn't even be asking this question
        We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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        • #5
          Err ok.
          "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
          -Bokonon

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          • #6
            Eat it! You could become an X-Man!

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            • #7
              Ramo daiiiiiilinnnnnnnnngggggg can you say food poisoning?
              Last edited by Tiamat; December 27, 2003, 21:44.
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              • #8
                Fried properly you probably wouldn't get food poisoning, but it might not taste very good. Unless you like rancid fat, that is.
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                • #9
                  Just eat it and let us know what happens. Do it for science!

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                  • #10
                    Eat it... especially the discolored parts... expose the lies!
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #11
                      do it on tv and get paid for it!!
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                      • #12
                        Ramo let me just say this.........there is a reason they put a sell by date on it!!
                        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                        You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Q Cubed
                          do it on tv and get paid for it!!
                          Oooh... sell it to Fear Factor .
                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • #14
                            Yeah, I'm thinking of becoming like Kenny in that South Park episode.
                            "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
                            -Bokonon

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                            • #15
                              The bacon is in the trash, but I still regret throwing away those 4 dollars.
                              "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
                              -Bokonon

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