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  • #31
    You're out of your element, Donny!

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    • #32
      Woohoo... threadjack time .

      "Phone's ringing Dude"
      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #33
        "It brought the room together!"

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        • #34
          "Don't f*** with the Jesus!"

          "They're all nihilists. God I hate them!"

          "Why does everything have to be such a travesty with you, man?"

          "It's a fvcking pomeranian!"

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          • #35
            "Watch it man, there's a beverage here"

            "The Dude abides"

            "You're not even Jewish Walter"
            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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            • #36
              it's "Noboody fvcks with the Jesus!", you dolt.
              "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
              - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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              • #37
                I've got a sleeping little girl in my arms. Love endorphins are messin' with my memory. Sorry.

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                • #38
                  You bastard!
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #39
                    She's also 2, is beautiful as any model of that age, and bumps her head constantly - it comes with being two.

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                    • #40
                      Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't ****in' ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as **** Don't ****ing roll! Shomer shabbos!
                      "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                      - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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                      • #41
                        The Dude: **** sympathy! I don't need your ****in' sympathy, man, I need my ****ing johnson!
                        Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?

                        Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
                        The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
                        Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

                        Walter Sobchak: Nihilists? Fvck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
                        "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                        - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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                        • #42
                          wtf are you talking about? This problem existed before Bush came to office. But you're so far to the left you can't see the ****ing Klintuns are to blame.


                          There goes Theban, the Bush-apologist at work again. Damn Repugs...

                          You're entering a world of pain, Smokey! A world of pain!
                          KH FOR OWNER!
                          ASHER FOR CEO!!
                          GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                          • #43
                            "The Dude abides"
                            I'm afraid the Dude does not abide, man!
                            "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
                            -Bokonon

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                              You're entering a world of pain, Smokey! A world of pain!
                              We're already there. Musashimaru has quit!
                              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                              • #45
                                You see, Larry? This is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass!
                                KH FOR OWNER!
                                ASHER FOR CEO!!
                                GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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