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    Not good.
    The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

  • #2
    Let's hope the sweet strain of 'Far Out' comes through soon...
    KH FOR OWNER!
    ASHER FOR CEO!!
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    • #3
      Professor Colin Pillinger told a press conference Thursday morning the lack of signal does not necessarily mean failure and offered five possible scenarios:

      • The spacecraft landed in the wrong place

      • The craft's transmitting antenna landed disoriented and cannot fully open

      • There is a communications mis-match between NASA's orbiting Mars Global Surveyor and Beagle 2

      • A failure during entry descent damaged the spacecraft


      Whats the 5th? Aliens shot it down?
      Safer worlds through superior firepower

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      • #4
        AFAIK its worth £35 million. And its supposed to shut itself down-or go to hibernation- for the first night to reload its batteries. So the next chance for it to start transmitting is about 2200 GMT tonight
        Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.

        - Paul Valery

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        • #5
          I called this one the other day in a chat room. Some chick was getting all worked up because it was Europe's first mission to Mars. She quoted something as saying that it was built faster and cheaper than most other things of its kind, I told her the American way worked better; longer, harder, very expensive.

          edit: I said that an "accident" would happen in order to draw attention to the Europena Space Program.

          edit2: I have no idea where Im going with this post.(Im going back to bed)
          Last edited by Space05us; December 25, 2003, 10:17.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Space05us
            I told her the American way worked better; longer, harder, very expensive.
            Indeed. NASA are the masters of ****ing up europe can't even be compared.
            Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

            Do It Ourselves

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            • #7
              Hey, what about the Russkies, they send a probe with a camera and the camera shutter melts so they see a black screen. Took them a while to figure that one too

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              • #8
                The positive news (spin) is that the "orbit insertion manoeuvre was a complete success." In fact Mars Express is now spinning around mars.

                The European Space Agency portal features the latest news in space exploration, human spaceflight, launchers, telecommunications, navigation, monitoring and space science.

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                • #9
                  Bummer.
                  "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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                  • #10
                    The US loses about half of it's Mars probes but everyone else seems to lose all of their Mars probes.
                    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Oerdin
                      The US loses about half of it's Mars probes but everyone else seems to lose all of their Mars probes.
                      How many astronauts does everyone else lose?
                      Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

                      Do It Ourselves

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                      • #12
                        That was a low blow, Osweld.
                        "I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll die defending your right to say it." — Voltaire

                        "Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." — Confucius

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                        • #13
                          How many astronauts does everyone else lose?


                          How many astronauts does everyone else launch?
                          "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Osweld


                            How many astronauts does everyone else lose?
                            How many astronauts do they fly?
                            When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                            • #15
                              Yay! Osweld got pelted by the crowd!
                              urgh.NSFW

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