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  • #31
    I have no idea what I'd get a significant other.


    How about a glove, you know to keep her warm?
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #32
      Imran, that has to be the most obvious, pedestrian reply to a post that I have ever seen in my entire life, the sheer mundane nature of it only heightened by the fact that not only has the joke been played time and time again in this society, but has also been mentioned in this very thread.

      I have not known true mediocrity until this moment.

      And I mean that as a friend.
      "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
      Drake Tungsten
      "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
      Albert Speer

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      • #33
        I have not known true mediocrity until this moment.


        God, that brings back memories of every sexual encounter I've ever had. Isn't it weird that every girl says the same thing?
        KH FOR OWNER!
        ASHER FOR CEO!!
        GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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        • #34
          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
          Stadtluft Macht Frei
          Killing it is the new killing it
          Ultima Ratio Regum

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          • #35
            Hey man, that's not bad!
            "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
            Drake Tungsten
            "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
            Albert Speer

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            • #36
              I would never dare to buy my gf lingerie; not because she wouldn't want to wear it for me, but because I'm already nervous enough buying regular clothes for her.



              AAhh C'mon, it's something every man should go through at least once in his life.

              Nothing quite like watching your lady in lingerie you bought for her, then slowly taking it off. Highly recommended, KH.

              Sooo if you would had bought nothing at all, you would have had the same endresult, right?

              Oh wait, dealing with women is slightly different, init.
              -
              I got a box of tissues and some hand lotion for my five friends.

              Ahh, misses hand and her 5 lovely daughters, she really is known all ovr the world..
              Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
              Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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              • #37
                Originally posted by skywalker
                Godiva

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by KrazyHorse
                  I thought I was already getting the big prize.
                  You're doing both of her sisters?
                  He's got the Midas touch.
                  But he touched it too much!
                  Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                    Comrade, could you mask out your quote? Thanks.
                    It's time to use those newly aquired modding powers for that, UR.

                    I won't tell. I promise.
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #40
                      I bought him:

                      Radeon 9600 Pro 128MB
                      512MB OCZ PC3200 EL Ultimate Edition DDR RAM (2-2-3-5-1T)
                      802.11b wireless router
                      802.11b PCI card

                      His brother bought him:
                      Athlon XP 2600+
                      nForce 2 400 motherboard
                      ATX case w/ power supply
                      52x/24x/52x CD burner

                      He's never had his own computer before and tends to hijack time off his bro's comp (his brother had an extra flat-screen 19" CRT and keyboard/mouse)

                      Gonna give him the thing tomorrow.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #41
                        man, must be nice to have an 'extra' 19" monitor
                        "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                        You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                        "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                        • #42
                          I've got 2 extra 19" monitors...both Trinitrons.

                          If the CRTs weren't so damned big I'd use one of them as a second monitor.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #43
                            - A DVD of the best video's of Duran Duran
                            - A neclace
                            - Ice Age on DVD
                            - Chocolate
                            I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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                            • #44
                              "West Wing" DVD box set, "Pirates of the Caribbean" DVD, Foo Fighters CD and a cruet set.

                              Yes. A cruet set. It's what she wanted.
                              The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                              • #45
                                People watch The West Wing in England?
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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