Brag about your loot

[KrazyHorse]

I have never tried heroin, but if there were no downsides I'd be all over that ****.

[Shogun Gunner]

ooooo, bad little girls...


Wait. That sounds bad...strike that.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Because they were tired of making sex toys for all the bad little girls?

I suggested to Santa that he institute a Zen program for the elves where they would use visualiztion to improve their productivity. It was entitled "be the sex toy", but Santa was too traditional for such a thing, and now look at the mess.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
I have never tried heroin, but if there were no downsides I'd be all over that ****.

One of my favorite quotes is from William S Burroughs when he was asked his feelings about the American flag. His reply was:

"Soak it in heroin and I'll suck on it."

[aaglo]

My guesses are:
- socks
- chocolate
- a collection of various sex toys

[Asher]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
I got wiped out from the 260 CANbucks I spent on my gf's present.

<--- spent $500 onn his BF's present.

[Dinner]

I've had a George Forman grill since my college days and I still use it for quick snacks. It's a great little time saver for lazy ****ers like myself.

[Adagio]

In about 30 hours I can start telling what I got for Christmas... I wont be able to tell it to you guys though, since I'll be far away from my computer tomorow

And I don't even have a clue what I'll get


And hopefully my family wont know until they unwrap their gift either. I always try to pack the present in a weird way, making it hard to tell what's inside (e.g. I bought a video tape, but the present looks like some design'ish cd-holder)
Anybody else who does anything like this?

[Cruddy]

Only one I've opened so far (in error, honest) turned out to be a rather nice velour throw blanket with quite a funky design on it - perfect for tarting up my knackered old sofa.

The rest I'm not sure of, but all fits into cards so is probably a couple of vouchers and cash.

When you get into your mid 30s, this is quite a good haul... so count your blessings!

[Stuie]

Originally posted by Sikander
I got a large set of tools from my father...

Nothing like swimming in a good gene pool.

My wife and I exchange gifts xmas-eve after the kiddies are in bed. We wrapped the "Santa" presents last night - my kids are getting a ton of ****. My wife doesn't know when to stop shopping. I work, she spends.

[Enigma_Nova]

Despite my repeated requests not for commercialism, I have looted:

A Calendar (most useful)
A Diary (Of no use to me; probably going to be a chain-gift)
Monopoly (w00t)
A set of cards and dice (also w00t)

Of course the largest gift I will recieve will be the company of others and the witticisms they bring, of course.
The main gifts I can give are respect, information and my presence.

That stuff seems better than money to me...
(BTW Monopoly w00t time to 0wn some n00bs)

[David Floyd]

Only thing I've gotten so far is a novelty lamp-type thing. Looks kinda cool :shrug:

As for what I've given or am giving:

-Bottle of tequila to a friend
-Gift card to my friend's favorite restaurant (or one of them at least)
-Complete Works of Oswald Chambers for my mom
-Biography on Dwight Eisenhower by Stephen Ambrose for my sister (Ike is one of her personal heroes, I guess you could say)
-Lord of the Rings Trivial Pursuit for my sister and her fiance (although that gift is half for me )

[Japher]

<--- spent $500 onn his BF's present.

I spent $900 on wifey's present..., though I did miss her birthday...

I don't look forward to presents anymore as I usually only get stuff I need, stuff I want I buy myself.

[aaglo]

I spent 40€ for my GF's presents
Am I cheap

[Japher]

No, you just have a good GF without expensive taste... wanna trade