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    A Happy Chanukah to all - Chag sameach! Git Yontev!

    "Not by might, and not by power, but by My spirit alone, shall all men live in peace" Zecharia (the portion traditionally read on Chanukah)
    "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

  • #2
    this is not a double post. It is attempt by Fez to hack my account...you criminal.
    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
    I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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    • #3
      Oh yeah? SAME TO YOU, BUDDY!!!
      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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      • #4
        A song (to the tune of O Chanukah)


        Each Chanukah we glorify Brave Judas Maccabeus
        Who had the courage to defy Antiochus, and free us.
        Yet it is not fair that we should forget
        Mrs. Maccabeus, whom we owe a debt.

        She mixed it, she fixed it,
        She poured it into a bowl.
        You may NOT guess
        But it was the LATKES
        That gave brave Judas a soul.

        (Repeat last three lines)

        The Syrians said "it cannot be"
        That old Mattathias
        Whose years are more than eighty-three
        Will dare to defy us!"
        But they didn't know his secret, you see,
        Mattathias dined on latkes and tea.

        One latke, two latkes
        And so on into the night.
        You may NOT guess
        But it was the LATKES
        That gave him courage to fight.

        Now this is how it came about
        This gastronomic wonder
        That brake the ranks of Syria
        Like flaming bolts of thunder.
        Mrs. Maccabeus wrote in the dough
        Portions of the Torah, then fried them so.

        They shimmered, they simmered,
        Absorbing the olive oil.
        You may NOT guess
        But it was the LATKES
        That made the Syrians recoil.

        Now these little latkes
        Brown and delicious
        Must have hit the spot 'cause
        With appetites vicious
        All the heroes downed them after their toil,
        Causing in our Temple a shortage of oil.

        One latke, two latkes
        And so on into the night
        You may NOT guess
        But it was the LATKES
        That gave us the Chanukah light.
        "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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        • #5
          Enlighten the ingorant #1:

          What is meaning of Hanukka?
          I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by aaglo
            Enlighten the ingorant #1:

            What is meaning of Hanukka?

            Short version - circa 200 BCE, Judea (Israel) was ruled by the Syrian Greeks (heirs of Alexanders conquest, based in Antioch) Their ruler, Antiochus IV Ephipanes(?), banned Jewish religious practices, profaned the Jewish Temple in Jerusalem, etc. A family called the Maccabees led a guerilla war, which liberated Jerusalem. Only one days worth of non-profaned oil was found for the temple lamps, and it would take 8 days to procure more. By a rare post-biblical miracle, the oil burned for 8 days.

            Celebrations commemorate both the victory of the Maccabees, and the miracle of the oil. Emphasis has shifted from time to time.
            "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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            • #7
              Originally posted by aaglo
              Enlighten the ingorant #1:

              What is meaning of Hanukka?
              It allows Jewish people to exchange presents at Christmas
              Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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              • #8
                yay! **** the seleucids!!!!!!!

                urgh.NSFW

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Azazel
                  yay! **** the seleucids!!!!!!!

                  Latkes
                  Sufganyot
                  "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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                  • #10
                    Chanukah!!!! Chanukah!!!!!!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by TheStinger

                      It allows Jewish people to exchange presents at Christmas
                      Most Jews, at least that I know, don't give presents on Hannukah. Besides, this is one of the rare occasions that Hannukah and Christmas are on the same day.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by POTUS


                        Most Jews, at least that I know, don't give presents on Hannukah. Besides, this is one of the rare occasions that Hannukah and Christmas are on the same day.
                        the tradition is to give children candy or money - or candy in the shape of money (gelt - chocolate coins) each night - plus dreidels of course.

                        Assimilation has led to the giving of more christmas style presents to children - large toys, bicylcles, etc. And even to the exchange of presents among adults. Though this is still far more limited than among gentiles - even the most assimilated Jews I know will give
                        "chanukah presents" pretty much only to immediate family members - not to every friend and relative.
                        "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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                        • #13
                          Latkes

                          Sufganiyot.

                          500 KCal can't be wrong.
                          urgh.NSFW

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Azazel
                            Latkes

                            Sufganiyot.



                            suganiyot


                            Latkes

                            Latkes with sour cream
                            "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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