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  • OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! ben affleck is gay!

    Ben Affleck has joked he will make use of one US state's legalising of gay marriage, and marry best friend Matt Damon.

    But the proposed date was just an attempt to divert one journalist's questions away from his ongoing relationship with Jennifer Lopez, who he was supposed to marry this year.

    Affleck made the comments at the premiere of his new film Paycheck in Los Angeles after journalists pressed him on whether a new date had been set for the J.Lo ceremony.

    "It is now legal in Massachusetts and Matt and I have set a date," he joked.

    After high media speculation, Affleck and Lopez announced they were a couple earlier this year, and set a wedding for September.

    However, the event was cancelled at the last minute because media attention was too intense for the film star and singing actress.

    Since then the rumour mill has gone into overdrive about whether the couple are still together after media reports suggested they had split because of Affleck's rumoured dalliance with a lap dancer.

    Additionally, Gigli, the film where they became an item, bombed sensationally at both the US and UK box office.




    and so he finally confesses his man-love for matt damon, which we saw in pearl harbor, dogma, and many other movies.

    (sorry, couldn't resist)
    B♭3

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      man-love?
      "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
      "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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      • #4
        If queers can marry, why shouldn't the benefits also accrue to best friends or close siblings?
        www.my-piano.blogspot

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          B♭3

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Park Avenue
            If queers can marry, why shouldn't the benefits also accrue to best friends or close siblings?
            didn't Ming warn both of us?

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            • #7
              Well since there is a gay program called Queer as Folk, there's not much wrong with repeating it is there. If it's good enough for TV, it's good enough for Poly.
              www.my-piano.blogspot

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              • #8
                So, we...shouldn't type the word queer?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Verto
                  So, we...shouldn't type the word queer?

                  No, Park Avenue just shouldn't type. Period.
                  Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

                  Do It Ourselves

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                  • #10
                    Oh man, that rule is wicked queer
                    "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                    ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                    "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Park Avenue
                      Well since there is a gay program called Queer as Folk, there's not much wrong with repeating it is there. If it's good enough for TV, it's good enough for Poly.
                      Yeah, but we know you well enough that you're using the word "queer" with a different attitude/context than the producers of Queer as Folk.
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • #12
                        everyone already knew affleck was gay. or queer. whatever you guys want to call it

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                        • #13
                          we used to play smeer the queer when I was a kid. Do kids still play that game? Or do they use a different word?

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                          • #14
                            Ben Affleck is gay? What a queer thing to think.

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                            • #15
                              A comedien once remarked that she had seen Keanu Reeves live and in person. Her friend replied, "Oh, well he's gay."
                              The comedien's response was "This is NOT an issue. We're not going to be dating any time soon."

                              Ben can be a gay Democrat pedophile with a penchant for animal buggery and it's still not an issue - as far as the public is concerned, he's still cute as a button (or hot piece of a55 - whatever).
                              -30-

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