Why my social life is ten times better than yours

[Zylka]

It consists of civ2mp and sitting around a single IRC channel full of addicts and the sexually frustrated

*SOB*

[GhengisFarb™]

I think you have found a home on Apolyton.

[Spiffor]

You obviously need to spend more time in the OT then

[Zylka]

Yeah keeping with the current trend I thought more exciting and provocative outings might be found in the depths of OT. WTF is wrong with (some of) us?

[GhengisFarb™]

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[JohnT]

I have a two year old. Even Imran's social life is better than mine.

[Zylka]

What's wrong with Immy's social life? He enjoys promiscous nights out with ultra conservative white girls and the slag back of a good hard moonshine just like any other devote Muslim, no?

[Kuciwalker]

[Imran Siddiqui]

Damn straight! Except for the ultra conservative part... I like my women with looser morals .

And last night I enjoyed the company of Poly's favorite socialist, che, over a pitcher of Harp Lager .

[JohnT]

Originally posted by Zylka
What's wrong with Immy's social life? He enjoys promiscous nights out with ultra conservative white girls and the slag back of a good hard moonshine just like any other devote Muslim, no?

Come to think about it, he spent last night with Chegitz... perhaps my life isn't so bad after all.

[Zylka]

I'm trying to understand how loose anything would pertain to fun with women, alas somewhere in the back of my hermit mind it does often make sense.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Come to think about it, he spent last night with Chegitz... perhaps my life isn't so bad after all

You are just jealous you couldn't come along .

[Dr Strangelove]

We recently discovered that my daughter has been lying to us about her homework assignments, there by not turning them in. Now over the Christmas vacation she's grounded until she makes them up, which means effectivley that the whole family is grounded.

[Zylka]

How old is she? I might be able to help

[Kuciwalker]