The most effective way to get gas?

[Az]

by breathing.

mind you, the reaction doesn't actually occur in the stomach. also, CO2 is not what we REALLY breath out. like the rest of the air around us, it's still mostly Nitrogen, and a big chunk of oxygen ( you heard me, we breathe out oxygen! ) the CO2 fraction is much larger than the one in the air we take in, by 20 or so, IIRC, but since the amount of CO2 we have in the air we breathe in is just 0.25%, this still means that the amount of CO2 in the mixture we breathe out is very low.

[Whaleboy]

Azazel: I have studied chemistry for many many years .

I want to know safe reactants that can equal or better the CO2 output of vinegar and bicarb.

[Az]

OH WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You want to eat and drink them, let the reaction occur in your stomach, and then let out a giant burp? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO EARLIER?

[Whaleboy]

I thought it was obvious!! But please... continue...

[Az]

The best way, IMO, is to take CO2 dissolve it in water, and then drink the solution.


Oh, wait, I think some one's already on to it. It's called "Cola".

[molly bloom]

Okay, for belching/burping, I recommend gobbling some food, in between bites swig carbonated liquid (coca cola, fizzy beer, sparkling wine), lie down, then sit up. Should be a matter of seconds before you belch explosively.

For more prolonged repeats, fry or grill capsicums with the skin on. Eat, do not shake off the oil, drink carbonated liquids, and you'll be repeating all night.

For purposes of clearing your street of life, eat cabbage soup, boiled eggs, swiss chard, capsicums, Jerusalem artichokes, chick peas, lentils (curried or not) and puree of Brussels sprouts.

Finish off with a remoulade of baked beans and butter beans, and down with 2 pints of Guinness.

This should enable you to rise into the upper reaches of the atmosphere on a column of your own gas.

For a laugh this Christmas/Hanukkah/festive season/pagan bloodrite feed brussels sprouts to your or the neighbour's dog. Warning- do not let it near a naked flame.....

[Dr Strangelove]

Jeeezzzzzz, why don't you just toddle on down to Taco Bell and chow down? If you live you'll have lots of gas. Does it have to go up and not down?

[Space05us]

drink soda, fast. thats the best way I can think of.

[alva]

I do not want to see any MP3/wav/etc attached file in this thread, you hear.

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Just swallow air, far better control

[Whaleboy]

Well, this thread has successfully incriminated Molly Bloom so I guess I can claim a partial victory..

[Space05us]

I just experimented for you, warm Dr Pepper works likes a charm.

[Zero]

How do you reduce gas? I farted twice by the time I read the entire thread.

Man I fart alot.....

[mrmitchell]

I just experimented for you, warm Dr Pepper works likes a charm.

Yet another use for this miracle product is found. Is there any end to the benefit to humanity that the heavenly beverage Dr Pepper has created?

[alva]

Man I fart alot.....

Does that mean, you are one big ..... ?

[MrFun]

Re: The most effective way to get gas?

Originally posted by Whaleboy
I'm thinking vinegar and bicarb of soda. Must be non-dangerous... please enlighten me!

EDIT: The reaction must occur within ones stomach...

I can't remember -- have you ever created a thread about you trying to figure out why you can't get a date??