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A few minutes ago, I was able to unwrap a nice candy cane without breaking it!
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Ha, ha -- geez, you hetero guys only have one thing on your minds.
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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This thread has a rather strange feel to it. Right from the start...
I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.Comment
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no, seriously. one of those big candy canes means that you must have really jittery hands, but if you were opening up a smaller one is more skillful.B♭3Comment
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Well usually what happens, is that I get so frustrated getting the damn wrapper off the candy cane, that I vent my frustration out while unwrapping it, and thus, breaking it.
But not this time! Victory was mine!A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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ah, the simple pleasures.
i like shaking up a coke can and then drinking the fizz when it pops open without spilling a drop.B♭3Comment
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And I thought some gay pride organization had been labelled something better than "satanic" in your local press.Comment
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I thought the thing was supposed to be wrapped to prevent STDs?"Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​Comment
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that's not a candy cane MrFun, you're just happy to see me! 
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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you'd better hope he didn't break THAT in the past.B♭3Comment
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Is that actually possible? Hell I've done enough damage to it...
MrFun, you are truly a king among men, and if anyone takes that and modifies it in the way I'm fearing, I'll do nasty things to your economy..."I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:Comment
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Mr. Fun... can I lick your candycane?"Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​Comment
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Gay threadwww.my-piano.blogspotComment
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actually, yes, it is possible. some horror stories.
1. a man in a us national park sat down on a commode which collapsed under his weight. because it only takes 7psi to crush a testicle, the collapsing commode crushed one of his.
2. a couple was having illicit sex when the husband walked in. the wife was so surprised she landed a bit wrong, breaking her lover's candycane. he had to go to the hospital, as the cartiledge had broken, causing the blood to pool.
3. a different couple was having illicit sex when the wife walked in. in a fit of rage, she superglued her husband's lover's hands to his candycane. he died later as the chemicals were absorbed into his body.
i assume none of them tasted like peppermint, which is the only true candy cane flavor.B♭3Comment
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