ummm........... well, it is kind of like this.
I'm broke, I mean like, real broke.
So, obviously, when the bank call me I am expecting the worst.
Turns out I am well overdrawn.
Errrr............. but not THAT overdrawn.
Turns out my card has been stolen.
One of the transactions is local.
Real local.
The place where I have bought my cigarettes for the last three years.
That has CCTV.
He lets me see the video.
I recognise the guy.
Ummmmm..............help!!!!!
I mean police,money back, or broken legs?
I'm broke, I mean like, real broke.
So, obviously, when the bank call me I am expecting the worst.
Turns out I am well overdrawn.
Errrr............. but not THAT overdrawn.
Turns out my card has been stolen.
One of the transactions is local.
Real local.
The place where I have bought my cigarettes for the last three years.
That has CCTV.
He lets me see the video.
I recognise the guy.
Ummmmm..............help!!!!!
I mean police,money back, or broken legs?
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