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  • Rules For Combat Survival

    I don't know how long these rules for engagement have been around.
    I know they were around during Southeast Asia, and may go back to the day's of the Hittites.

    It is important to remember that there is no priority to the importance of these rules.
    Whichever one is applicable immediately becomes number one.

    I figure some, like David Floyd, should know of these rules for future reference.

    1. Always remember your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

    2. Train like you plan to fight.

    3. If you're up to your eyeballs in Gomers, you're in combat.

    4. When in doubt, use maximum strength deterrance.

    5. Never go into combat with someone braver than you.

    6. Priorities are man-made, not God-made.

    7. A plan never survives the first thirty seconds of combat.

    8. It it's stupid but works, it ain't stupid.

    9. Only turn to blow the opposition away; otherwise, run away to fight another guy.

    10. Always honor a threat.

    11. Know the opposition.

    12. Know when it's time to get out of Dodge.

    13. Always know how to get out of Dodge.

    14. The important things are always simple.

    15. The simple things are always hard.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

  • #2
    - Remember that Rambo is only a movie.


    Spec.
    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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    • #3
      16. Never join the military.

      Speaking of Erith:

      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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      • #4
        Run away!
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #5
          The NUMBER ONE rule is: everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
          In da butt.
          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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          • #6
            Let some other sap do the fighting for you.
            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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            • #7
              What about "Keep your head down?"
              http://tools.wikimedia.de/~gmaxwell/jorbis/JOrbisPlayer.php?path=John+Williams+The+Imperial+M arch+from+The+Empire+Strikes+Back.ogg&wiki=en

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              • #8
                17. Tracers work both ways
                "Beauty is not in the face...Beauty is a light in the heart." - Kahlil Gibran
                "The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
                "It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble." - Mark Twain

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                • #9
                  0. Global Thermonuclear War
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                  • #10
                    Never volunteer!
                    http://tools.wikimedia.de/~gmaxwell/jorbis/JOrbisPlayer.php?path=John+Williams+The+Imperial+M arch+from+The+Empire+Strikes+Back.ogg&wiki=en

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                    • #11
                      I made my my own rule, though it's not exactly combat rule:

                      18. If they say 'it's not that bad', it's BAD! (injury)
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                      • #12
                        5. Never go into combat with someone braver than you.
                        I like this rule. If everyone followed this rule, all wars would become one-on-one combat situations, with those most likely to want to fight dying first.
                        Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
                        "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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                        • #13
                          Immortal Wombat, I support politician vs politician fights.
                          We can do simple bare hands match, free rules, or gun fight... but 1 on 1. Who loses, loses the war.

                          But then again if my leaders lose the fight, I don't agree with this way .
                          In da butt.
                          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                          • #14
                            hehe
                            interesting

                            always remember that line of sight and range, often work both ways

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                            • #15
                              Live, and fight, and run away, live to run away another day...

                              Kill 'em all, let Allah sort 'em out...
                              Monkey!!!

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