I saw a cat die today.

[Ecthy]

chill man, I've got a valid point here...

too many young people joining the army for the money nowadays

[Provost Harrison]

A rabbit once got it at 85mph under my car.

Unfortunately people stray cats are a nuisance...they breed like wildfire and can be a major nuisance. I'm surprised they haven't been picking them off in the interests of 'population control'.

[Provost Harrison]

...but back to that rabbit. It saw me coming and I saw it, and I adjusted my trajectory accordingly to avoid it. So what did it do at the last minute? Moved right into alignment with my left wheels. Thud thud. I just consider it to be natural selection at work

[connorkimbro]

Originally posted by Ecthelion
chill man, I've got a valid point here...

too many young people joining the army for the money nowadays

No, you don't, ****wit. Just because I'm in the army doesn't mean i'm a completely insensitive sadistic bastard, who likes watching a cat get crushed to death under the tires of a passing truck right before my eyes, and then writhe around helplessly on the street in a panic. Would YOU like watching that?


Now, I've never been in a combat situation, but i don't THINK that there are too many similarities between those two situations. If a person is trying to kill me on the battlefield, you can bet i'm going to protect myself and my comrades. You can bet i'll make sure he goes down before I do. But I'm not going to be giggling like a 14 year old school boy who crushed a spider, giddy with the power over life and death he holds. I'm going to do the job I have to do, but killing isn't fun, nor pretty, whether you're a soldier or not.

So, Mr. Ecthelion, you can go **** yourself, *******.

[Dr Strangelove]

I once saw a dog die. It was s******g a student's female dog. Evidently the guy thought that he wasn't good enough for her because he went up to the male dog and struck it on it's back with a big chunk of wood. Evidently the dog's back was broken, beacuse it's hind limbs went flaccid immediately. It took a little while longer for it's member to disengagfe from the b***h so the guy struck it on the head repeatedly until the two animals came apart. The male dog made sluggish motions as if to stand up a couple of times then lay back and became still.

The amazing thing is that everyone of the students who stood around laughing at this spectacle, including the guy who killed the dog, are now practicing physicians.

[Dry]

Originally posted by DaShi
Or worse.

A zoophile, a sadist, a killer, a necrophile, a pyromaniac and a masochist are sitting on a bench in the park, bored to death.

The zoophile proposes:
- Let's catch a cat!

The sadist adds:
- Yes, let's catch a cat and torture him!

The killer adds:
- Let's catch a cat, torture him and then kill him!

The necrophile adds:
- Let's catch a cat, torture him, kill him and then rape him.

The pyromaniac adds:
- Let's catch a cat, torture him, kill him, rape him and then burn him.

The masochist concludes:
- Meeeooow!

[Ecthy]

No, I wouldn't like watching that, but neither would I voluntarily join the army...

And the US army as well, which is known to make worldwide visits now and again...

A soldier is supposed to be tough. Don't like it, but don't cry from seeing it either.

[General Ludd]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove

The amazing thing is that everyone of the students who stood around laughing at this spectacle, including the guy who killed the dog, are now practicing physicians.

And people I'm strange for avoiding doctors.

[Ecthy]

Strangelove, I should have known earlier it's so easy to get rid of the things... always kept running...

[Provost Harrison]

I've heard some right stories about medics, whether true or false I do not know...

[Ecthy]

Just to avoid misunderstandings, he's supposed to take it with a little more ease not like it...

[connorkimbro]

No, I wouldn't like watching that, but neither would I voluntarily join the army...

A soldier is supposed to be tough. Don't like it, but don't cry from seeing it either.

I didn't cry seeing the cat. It was rather disturbing though. Sure, we expect soldiers to be tough, but we also expect them to be human.

Until you become a soldier yourself, and can begin to understand what it's like, don't presume to judge me, or the quality of soldier I am.

Go, please, kindly **** off now.

[DeathByTheSword]

not nice seeing a thing like that...

but i dont see what the big problem with death is...it will come eventually...so it can come a little bit sooner if you are at war...to bad...i am more afraid of pain due to some big metal thing in my leg or something then dying...we are all expendable

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Ecthelion
No, I wouldn't like watching that, but neither would I voluntarily join the army...

And the US army as well, which is known to make worldwide visits now and again...

Frankly, we're all very grateful to hear about a young German not wanting to join an army. We also won't bring up the past exploits of your country's army.

[Dis]

most humans are not emotionless enough to be in the military. To say every person in the U.S army is emotionless killer is just wrong. Only a very small percentage are inhuman killers.