Insitutions and organizations that will never exist.

[Imran Siddiqui]

How are those organizations?

[The Mad Monk]

Originally posted by Theben
The Boris Yeltsin Dependency Clinic.

Yoko Ono Musical College.

Richard Nixon Law center.

Michael Jackson Chidren's Foundation.

http://www.nixoncenter.org/internsh.htm

About The Nixon Center
President Richard Nixon announced the creation of The Nixon Center on January 20, 1994, the 25th anniversary of his first inauguration and just three months before his death in April of that year. While genuinely non-partisan, as reflected in the composition of its Board of Directors and Advisory Council, the Center has a philosophy of an enlightened pursuit of national interest. The specific goal of the Center is to explore ways of enhancing American security and prosperity while taking into account the legitimate perspectives of other nations. With the end of the Cold War, the U.S. found itself without a clear-cut foreign policy direction. It is the Center's objective to work on developing new guiding principles for United States global engagement in a dramatically new international environment, the principles which would combine hard-headed pragmatism and fundamental American values.

A key leader of the Cold War, President Nixon realized that the collapse of communism meant that new and innovative thinking would be needed if the U.S. was to adjust to the radically different global order. The former president, with encouragement from friends and colleagues, founded the Center as a forward-looking, activist institution designed not just to study and talk, but also to make a difference in shaping U.S. foreign policy perspectives for the 21st century.

[The Mad Monk]

Names in the news

JACKSON FOUNDATION FACES TROUBLE

Michael Jackson's children's foundation - set up "to break the cycle of neglect" - is in jeopardy because it neglected to file the required financial disclosure forms.

Heal the Kids, created in January 2001 by the King of Pop, has never reported its spending, payroll and fund-raising activities, said a spokesman for New York State Attorney General Eliot Spitzer.

Spitzer's office sent a letter to Heal the Kids this month warning the charity to submit the information within 30 days or face fines of up to $1,000.

No phone number was available for the charity at its New York office. There was no immediate response to an e-mail sent to the charity's website.

http://newshound.de.siu.edu/pulse/stories/storyReader

[Ned]

The Foundation funds plane tickets to the West Coast where neglected kids are then driven to Neverland so that Michael Jachson may be personally involved in the healing process, at times spending days locked in his bedroom with them where Michael addresses the individual needs of the neglectd child.

[Nubclear]

Ned's School of Silence

[Ned]

Commie T's School of Charm

[TheStinger]

The Paiktis foundation for the promotion of British society and culture.

[Skanky Burns]

Tassadars Institute for the Promotion of Pornography.

Blackice Foundation for Womens Rights

[Urban Ranger]

Asher's Foundation for Promotion of Fairness and Competition in Business

Skanky's School of Not Getting Blamed

George W. Bush's Institute for Strategic Planning

[Q Classic]

the ned center for non-inflammatory non-partisan rhetoric.

[Q Classic]

george w. bush center for subliminable communication
george w. bush center for talking good

richard cheney center for visible leadership

bill gates center for open source linux development

[duke o' york]

The J-Lo Academy for Camouflage Techniques
The Royal Association of Thrifty Teetotallers
The Emile Heskey Foundation for the Upstanding Gentleman
The Rebekah Wade chair of Cross-Cultural Studies (encompassing the fields of international relations, feminism and tolerance promotion)

[Urban Ranger]

George W. Bush Center for Multilateral Cooperation

[Bereta_Eder]

Vetlegion Centre for Balkan Harmony and Co-operation.

[Q Classic]

joseph lieberman center for the confidence of your running mate.