Look what Santa left under the tree: Insane Nazi Barbie!

[Rufus T. Firefly]

From today's gossip column in Salon

Speaking of shocking and appalling, just in time for the holidays comes the Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure. (At least, we've noticed it just in time for the holidays.) The doll, which boasts Barbie-esque proportions, a miniskirted suit and a passing resemblance to its blond namesake, retails for a cool $29.95 at the Conservative Book Service and runs through a roster of actual Coulterisms at the push of a button. Such as? "Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race," "Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?" and "Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now." A real doll, that Ann.

http://www.salon.com/ent/col/fix/2003/12/01/tues/index1.html

I see a new potential franchise for the producers of those Chuckie movies...

[Dis]

too bad she's a man, I'd nail her

[Sikander]

It looks like the perfect gift!

[Ted Striker]

I'd hit it

[Stefu]

[Freerepublic.com]WHEN DO WE GET THE INFLATABLE ANN COULTER DOLL?[/freerepublic.com]

Get her with the talking Clinton action doll for your little girl and see how long it takes until one goes on top of another.

Seriously, though, there's a whole market for conservative children's goodies. Next product will be Hungry Hungry Limbaughs - a true-to-life product where a number of large-mouthed talk show hosts are fed under-the-table pain medications.

[Q Classic]

i think it's perfectly all right to go to war for oil. after all, i do it all the time in civ3...

[Verto]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
i think it's perfectly all right to go to war for oil. after all, i do it all the time in civ3...

Hah! I go to war for incense.

[Whaleboy]

Wooo!!!!!!! W***ing ammo!!!

[FlameFlash]

Seriously, though, there's a whole market for conservative children's goodies. Next product will be Hungry Hungry Limbaughs - a true-to-life product where a number of large-mouthed talk show hosts are fed under-the-table pain medications.

Even though I like the guy, it's still funny...

Originally posted by Q Cubed
i think it's perfectly all right to go to war for oil. after all, i do it all the time in civ3...

I just go to war... sometimes for a reason, but generally just to kick everybody off of my islands...

[ixnay]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
I'd hit it

with my car

[Elok]

Geez, this doll is advertised in 'poly's banners now...

[Theben]

This reminds me of the Bloom County cartoon which featured an 'ad' for a Jean Kirkpatrick doll. Pull its string and it says, "The U.N. sucks eggs!"
Surprised it took so long to make a real one.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by Stefu
[Get her with the talking Clinton action doll for your little girl and see how long it takes until one goes on top of another.

Either or, whether its Hillary or Bill either one of them would climb onto Ann.....................

Originally posted by Stefu Seriously, though, there's a whole market for conservative children's goodies. Next product will be Hungry Hungry Limbaughs - a true-to-life product where a number of large-mouthed talk show hosts are fed under-the-table pain medications.

You should talk to Rush, he just might endorse this one.

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by ixnay


with my car

[Jac de Molay]

Great News. This means the inflatable version can't be too far behind.