After Years of Deception, Tassadar Found Hiding in India :O

[laurentius]

"Clad in his trademark red sari, bangles and earrings meant to fashion Hindu goddesses, TASSADAR managed to puzzle the Sterling Hospital's 400 doctors."


"I get the elixir of life from the hole in my palate, which enables me to go without food and water," TASSADAR explained to AFP."

http://english.enorth.com.cn/system/2003/11/25/000673982.shtml

[Nubclear]

Umm.......?

[Pekka]

That's communism for you right there! No food for decades..

[Nubclear]

[laurentius]

Youre so cute when youre angry

[Pekka]

Jingle Bells:

Communism failed
They all should have been jailed
They never had enough food
no clothes they were in the nude

Communism sucks
They didn't have any bucks
To buy any presents for kids
That's capitalism God forbids!

Communists, communists
They are poor losers
They only want to get drunk everyday
because of all the guilt that weiiighhhs!

Communists, communists
Theiiirr system faiiiled
They won't admit it but hear this out
Capitalism prevaaaaaailllllllllled!

MERRY CHRIStmassssss!

[Pekka]

Second ROUND!

Father Lenin is fat
He wore the stupid hat
with the big star in the middle of it
head too big, it didn't fiiit!

He was a dictator
Smelly stupid human hater
He liked to dress up in the thongs
and had the smallest dooong!

Communists, communists
They are poor losers
They only want to get drunk everyday
because of all the guilt that weiiighhhs!

Communists, communists
Their system failed
They won't admit it but hear this out
Capitalism prevaillllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

[Spiffor]

What, we commies have just solved the problem of hunger, that plagues mankind since the dawn of times, and you're still at whining?

[Pekka]

Spiffor, you want more? Ok.

Comrades are good friends
Their misery never ends
They thought sharing was a good idea
Just look at North Korea!

They have so much fun
and it has just begun
They have leaders like Il Kim Yong
And the good old vietcong!

Communists, communists
They are poor losers
They only want to get drunk everyday
because of all the guilt that weiiighhhs!
Communists, communists
Their system failed
They won't admit it but hear this out
Capitalism prevaillllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

[Nubclear]

Um...That song doesn't fit in with the tune

[Pekka]

Bah!

[JohnT]

Originally posted by Spiffor
What, we commies have just solved the problem of hunger, that plagues mankind since the dawn of times, and you're still at whining?

Uh, when?

[Pekka]

My guess it was somewhere between walking on the water and when they came up with the meaning of life.

[MrFun]

[laurentius]

STOP JACKING MY THREAD WITH USELESS CRAP