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You pester me one more time Mr. President on the current status of our operations, and I'm a-gonna SMACK you.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican. -
"Gimme Five!"No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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Originally posted by Vesayen
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A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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And then I grabbed her breast like this.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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And then the roller coaster went up like this.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Talk to the hand.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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OH OH OHOHOH OH MR KOTTER!Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Judo chop!Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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You're running through a forest. . .Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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"All we want is Poland for breathing room, and nothing else, we promise!"Comment
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"...the Royals' wave is all in the wrist, Mr. President...like so!"No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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"It's very simple. Once Jacques Chirac gets on the podium, you yell "Don't ever mess with a Texan" and give him a firm push in the back so he falls over."Comment
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"Now you try to poke me in the eyes."
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"Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk"Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse
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