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  • What is the truest definition of Globalization?

    MessageQuestion:

    What is the truest definition of Globalization?
    Answer:
    Princess Diana's death.

    Question:
    How come?

    Answer:
    An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend
    crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car
    with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was
    drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by
    Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated
    by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!

    And this is posted to you by a Portuguese, using Bill
    Gates' technology, and you're probably reading this
    on one of the IBM clones, that use Taiwanese-made
    chips, and a Korean-made monitor, assembled by
    Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,
    transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked
    by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
    trucked by Mexican illegal aliens, and finally sold
    to you by Jews.

    That, my friend, is Globalization!

  • #2
    koreans don't usually manufacture in bangladesh or singapore. they use china these days.
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    • #3
      I'll tell you what my understanding of globalization is...

      Recently, on a German message board, someone poasted a thread asking when/at what age people had their first sexual experiences. One 16 year old answered "last year, summer holidays, in China, with an Australian".

      That's globalization for you.

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      • #4
        nah. globalization is a 40-year-old american man saying he's a 16-year-old mexican girl who wants to cyber with a 14-year-old german guy who says he's a 20-year-old frenchman, and so, after their wizard-hat session, they both **** off to images of japanese schoolgirls and nubian godesses.
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        • #5
          My belly
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          • #6
            Recently, on a German message board, someone poasted a thread asking when/at what age people had their first sexual experiences. One 16 year old answered "last year, summer holidays, in China, with an Australian".


            That's not globalization; that's just more proof that Aussie girls are slags.
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            • #7
              I'd like to meet that guy... what does a 15 year old have to be like to get laid with a complete stranger?

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              • #8
                I'd like to meet the Girl instead
                Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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                • #9
                  nah... she's not worth anything anymore now...

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                  • #10
                    Aussie girls... I could tell you so many stories. Any bloke can become a playa in Australia.
                    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                      Recently, on a German message board, someone poasted a thread asking when/at what age people had their first sexual experiences. One 16 year old answered "last year, summer holidays, in China, with an Australian".


                      That's not globalization; that's just more proof that Aussie girls are slags.


                      Could someone translate from mysogynistese for me?

                      Is Drake saying that Australian girls will do it with anyone or that Australian girls don't put out and force good Australian guys to go to China for their jollies?:P
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