Bush pisses on Queen's garden

[gunkulator]

My pro/con monarchist views aside, what a place to land a chopper! And gunships?! yeah, those are needed. How about a private plane to Heathrow and an armoured limo? Bush senior would never have been so crass

Maybe I'm missing something here, but I would imagine that the British authorities approved the landing site. Surely, Bush and company weren't just wandering around in the air and just happened to pick the first convenient place.

[Brundlefly]

The Palace's head gardener, Mark Lane, was reported to be in tears when he saw the scale of the damage.

Palace spokesman reports that Prince Charles has taken it upon himself to offer personal consolation to the distraught landscaper.

[Alinestra Covelia]

The only acceptable diplomatic revenge would be for the Queen to send somebody to the White House lawn in the middle of the night, and bury thousands of dog turds with nuts and bolts hidden inside them, thus providing the White House antiterrorism security with a rewarding and time consuming job the next morning when they make their regular sweeps with the metal detectors.

[Timexwatch]

I'd love to see the Queen land a Harrier in the White Hose Rose Garden. Fair is fair, you know...

[st_swithin]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
They probably taste good too.

It would make them the durian of the avian world, then, because they smell terrible.

Might make a good Iron Chef episode, though.