2003 Darwin Awards

[Q Classic]

Ahhh, death by pacaderm crap.

pachyderm.

Christopher's penis was in a styrofoam ice cooler. "Chris is just plain lucky," said the surgeon who spent eight hours reattaching the penis. "Believe it or not, the perfume turned out to be very fortuitous. The high alcohol content, which must have been excruciatingly painful, helped sterilize the wound. Also, aside from its being removed, the damage caused by the dog's teeth to the penis per se is minimal. It's really a very stringy piece of flesh. Mr. Coulter stands an excellent chance of regaining the use of his limb because of this." Washington Animal Control has no plans to seize Rudy.

so is this how we got anne, formerly christopher, coulter?

[uh Clem]

[chequita guevara]

loinburger sighting! +1

[Lung]

Wow! Some of those were new!

Now if they were only true as well...

[Guest]

Yes, as has been said, well pretty funny, I had read at least half those a few years ago, and some I've seen debunked as urban myths.
Get your facts right

[Straybow]

The cadet stabbing dates back to Dec '96 according to this Google cache page of the first genuine news article that showed up in the search.

Can't vouch for authenticity of the other stories, but they, too, date from '97 or earlier. They appear on this ancient page You! Out of the gene pool!

[DaShi]

De mortuis nil nisi bonum.

[aaglo]

The elephant poo thingy isn't a darwin-worthy accident. It has very little to do with stupidity of the victim.