I have a really strange situation (Incredible Read!!).

[mrmitchell]

So, if I were to absorb a professor I could ace all my exams? There's huge potential in this, boy...which is why it doesn't exist. Your friend is probably suffering from some kind of split personality disorder.

[Thorn]

Originally posted by mrmitchell
So, if I were to absorb a professor I could ace all my exams? There's huge potential in this, boy...which is why it doesn't exist. Your friend is probably suffering from some kind of split personality disorder.

Oh that reminds me there is more to this! My BF has been deaf in his right ear for all of his life. The ghost was able to fix phsyical damage in his ear enabling him to hear again, in that ear. AMAZING!

· Realization 5: Medical application of spirits, this shows some potential if it could be harnessed.

Karl has told me lots of stories about people in his village, and of what pre-1940 was like... yet an interesting thing happened:

I was able to teach him how to play video games.

· Realization 6: Spirits can learn still!!

I don't think I mentioned it but a lot of Karl's memories are scattered which brings me to this:

· Realization 7: Over time a spirits memory can deteroirate.

And taking everything into account of him being a ghost and existing in the afterlife it brings me to the troublesome conclusion:

· Realization 8: When you die, you do not learn the secrets of the universe, things are not explained to you, you are helpless.

Karl misses his family, and wishes to return to them, but he also loves me so he wants to come back, now if this is possible for him to come back then I come to this conclusion:

· Spirits can go to heaven and leave heaven and come back to life without having to resort to reincarnation! Astounding!

[Space05us]

astound me rear end, BS BS BS!

look at what paiktis22 wrote and tell me you accidently had no reaction to it.

[Q Classic]

what am i supposed to be thinking about? your use of caps?

[Theben]

I think that if any of this is remotely true, then your BF is BSing you. You know, the headgames thing, which gay couples never engage in.

A lady comes up to my BF in public and Screams to the top of her lungs, and calls him the Devil.

· Old people are scared and afraid of my BF, it is like they can sense the closeness of death with him.

Maybe they can tell he's gay?

Children and babies are scared and scream when they see my BF. It is like they can see 2 spirits.

Reminds me of a guy I knew in Chicago, who was totally sleeved, always wore black, and semi-scary face. He was drinking beer on the porch and his friend's kids walked up, paused, stared, and carefully skirted around him. The friend saw, and told him, "Children sense evil."

[Harry Tuttle]

Remember kids, after 10 hits of acid you're legally insane... And what WW2 memorial haz a nazi flag in it? Not one I know of. Let's just take all the skin heads bowling.

[Nubclear]

Why's that? You can summon spirits using an Ouija board.

True, however this involves an actual invocation of spirits. Touching a flag doesn't

Anyways this entire situation is so improbable that it can't be possible but it is?

Well paranormal activity isn't "improbable", as it happens all the time.
It's just there are quite a few barbarians in the world who refuse to recognize that fact

that your BF is suffering from split personality,

While extremly rare, this is a possibility.

I'm highly skeptical of this claim, however...And I'm just throwing a possibility out, however often times spirits will enter a persons body and claim to be something they are not.
Demons claiming to be angels (or even god!), etc etc....

[Theben]

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
however often times spirits will enter a persons body and claim to be something they are not.

The only spirits that have entered anyone's body are at least 40 proof.

[Urban Ranger]

If what you said is true, Evan, take Tim and Karl to James Randi to show him that there actually are paranormal events. There's a million dollars in this.

[Drake Tungsten]

God, what is wrong with gay people?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Taking this at face value, he's channeling. That's to proof of ghosts or an afterlife- personally I think it's tapping into some Jungian collective unconscious.

[Theben]

I had a university professor who would only sleep with philosophy students. He said he liked to get 'em while they're Jung.

[Dis]

BF? stop pretending to be gay. We already have another poster who pretends to be gay.

[laurentius]

And who is that Diss?

[Zero]

Re: I have a really strange situation (Incredible Read!!).

Originally posted by Thorn
· Major Realization 3: End to my psychotic Buddhist induced perspective. I always figured life was the cause of suffering and eliminating all life would eliminate all suffering. So realizing that suffering doesn't end with life puts an end to my plans of a world wide euthanisia in which humanity is whiped out. Back to the drawing board for me.... heh.

wtf thats not buddhism. But that is psychotic.