Sabotage!! :doitnow!:

[Space05us]

I had an apple when I woke up this morning, it was bitter. I had oatmeal for breakfast it tasted and felt like soggy cardboard. And now my cup of tea is bland, its not strong enough and the usualy 2 teaspoons of sugar isn't nearly enough to sweeten it.

Could this be the beginning of a bad day?

[Tiberius]

It could be the end of a great night

[Nubclear]

Sounds like it. My condolences.
In other news, your girlfriend/wife is sleeping with another man

[Q Classic]

And, you've just been made redundant!

[alva]

And, you now live in Alaska!

[Snotty]

And, youve just found out your avatar is a man!

[self biased]

wait. he does live in alaska.

[MrFun]

And you will find out later today, that Alf is not real -- he's a PUPPET!!!

[Japher]

We're all puppets

I hear we're giving Alaska back to the Ruskies, due to lack of mainland interest.

[MrFun]

Nope -- we're giving Alaska back to the seals after we give them material compensation for their ancestors, who were slaughtered in the fur trade by those nasty Russians in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries.

[Space05us]

actually so far today has been one of the best days Ive had in a long long time. Guess I can take food tasting like **** if it means I laugh my ass off in every class.

[Space05us]

well I almost got stuck while I was squating. I was doing the normal weight I do but I had got done doing leg press about two excercises ago, so my legs give out and I drop to my ass practicaly and the kid who was spotting me had never even done squats before. Luckily Im small so the weights gave just enough clearance for me to slip under

[self biased]

Originally posted by Space05us
well I almost got stuck while I was squating.

**snicker**

[Datajack Franit]

That means you will turn gay

[Space05us]

****ing nerds