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    I feel for you, Sava, I really do.






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    Oilers thump battered Blackhawks
    WebPosted Wed Nov 19 00:14:45 2003
    CBC SPORTS ONLINE - Radek Dvorak enjoyed one of his most productive nights as an Edmonton Oiler.

    Dvorak posted one goal and two assists to lead the Oilers to a 5-2 victory over the Chicago Blackhawks before 16,839 fans at the Skyreach Centre on Tuesday.

    Edmonton is 6-2-2-0 over its past 10 outings.

    Jarret Stoll, Ethan Moreau and Raffi Torres had the other goals for the Oilers (9-7-2-0).

    Mike York added two assists.

    Ty Conklin turned aside 33 shots for his fourth win in five starts since No. 1 goaltender Tommy Salo bruised a hip.

    Mark Bell paced the Blackhawks (6-8-4-2) with a goal and an assist, while Scott Nichol also scored.

    Chicago, which was minus Eric Daze, Jocelyn Thibault and Alexei Zhamnov, is now winless in six (0-3-1-2).

    Rookie Michael Leighton made 25 saves in his 15th NHL appearance.

    Edmonton opened the scoring with a power-play goal as Dvorak tapped home Ales Hemsky's cross-crease pass for his second goal of the campaign at 10:35 of the first period.

    Stoll stuffed in a Jason Smith rebound for his third and a 2-0 lead at 13:07.

    Moreau made it 3-0 only 1:17 later when he pounced on a Nichol turnover to whisk in his sixth, unassisted.

    Chicago answered back with a pair of second-period goals, Bell's third and Nichol's second at 6:55 and 13:23, respectively.

    But Torres tallied his eighth when Leighton misplayed his low slap shot from the sideboards at the 9:53 mark.

    Dvorak then completed the scoring with his second of the night into an empty net with 1:25 remaining.

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    I was at this game tonight, and MAN, did the Blackhawks look horrible.

    Mike Smith really destroyed that fabled Original 6 franchise, didn't he?

    I mean, with Daze and Zhamnov out, the team is just looking that much worse.

    Why don't you Chicagonians rise up and demand an improvement?

    Show those stingy owners what's what!

    I tell you what, we'll trade you Salo & Comrie for Ruutu and Anderson. Straight-up. Come ON!
    "I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?" -Frank Zappa
    "A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation in temper is always a virtue, but moderation in principle is always a vice."- Thomas Paine
    "I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours." -Bob Dylan

  • #2
    bah!

    Who cares about hockey.

    Chicagoans always have the Bears to feel good about.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Dissident
      bah!

      Who cares about hockey.

      Chicagoans always have the Bears to feel good about.
      Pffft! American football is for the weak.

      CFL is where it's at.

      ESKIMOS GREY CUP CHAMPS 2003!



      Ahem.

      And now, back to hockey...
      "I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?" -Frank Zappa
      "A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation in temper is always a virtue, but moderation in principle is always a vice."- Thomas Paine
      "I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours." -Bob Dylan

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      • #4
        There's a black person in Canada?!
        "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
        ^ The Poly equivalent of:
        "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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        • #5
          He's probably some American import to play the minor league football they have up there .
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
            He's probably some American import to play the minor league football they have up there .
            Actually, that's exactly right.

            Um... But I swear, SWEAR, we have actual Canadian black people up here!

            I... just can't think of any at the moment.

            There's... Bryan Chiu! He's a Chinese-Canadian football player! That's minority-tastic!

            And hey, sometimes the minor leagues are more exciting. We get to see the talent when they're still young and fresh.

            I hope those bastards in Kansas City at least make good use of Ricky Ray!

            "I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?" -Frank Zappa
            "A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation in temper is always a virtue, but moderation in principle is always a vice."- Thomas Paine
            "I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours." -Bob Dylan

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            • #7
              Chicago isn't really a hockey town, even if the Blackhawks have traditionally a pretty good team.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #8
                How's Ruutu doing? I haven't seen a single Blackhawks game this early season.
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Dissident
                  bah!

                  Who cares about hockey.

                  Chicagoans always have the Bears to feel good about.
                  If that's the best feeling they have going, they're screwed.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    Who cares? Slamming Chicago (or NY, or LA... hell any city ) is always fun.

                    Um... But I swear, SWEAR, we have actual Canadian black people up here!

                    I... just can't think of any at the moment.


                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #11
                      Since we're discussing Hockey, what's up with the stupid Won-Loss records? It's bad enough that y'all are proud to settle for a tie, but what is that extra number in there? The tiebreaker? Why don't y'all just play the game until somebody scores?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by cinch


                        Actually, that's exactly right.

                        Um... But I swear, SWEAR, we have actual Canadian black people up here!

                        I... just can't think of any at the moment.

                        There's... Bryan Chiu! He's a Chinese-Canadian football player! That's minority-tastic!

                        And hey, sometimes the minor leagues are more exciting. We get to see the talent when they're still young and fresh.

                        I hope those bastards in Kansas City at least make good use of Ricky Ray!
                        What about Ben Johnson, runner?

                        Here's a list of 10 famous Black Canadians. Not a very distinctive group, especially when compared to a corresponding list of their American counterparts, is it?

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                        • #13
                          Athletes, actors, politicians. What would be?
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by JohnT
                            Since we're discussing Hockey, what's up with the stupid Won-Loss records? It's bad enough that y'all are proud to settle for a tie, but what is that extra number in there? The tiebreaker? Why don't y'all just play the game until somebody scores?
                            Win, losses, ties and losses in overtime. You still get a point for the last one.
                            There's a 5 mins. sudden death period of overtime asfter a tie in regulation, with each team playing with only 4 forwards.
                            What?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Richelieu


                              Win, losses, ties and losses in overtime. You still get a point for the last one.
                              There's a 5 mins. sudden death period of overtime asfter a tie in regulation, with each team playing with only 4 forwards.
                              I think you mean 4 players. They still usually have 2 defensemen out their with the 2 forwards.

                              But yeah, I love the OL rule.
                              "I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?" -Frank Zappa
                              "A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation in temper is always a virtue, but moderation in principle is always a vice."- Thomas Paine
                              "I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours." -Bob Dylan

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