Are you geek enough...

[Q Classic]

localhost = home

i know.

i like the one that goes
"No, I will not fix your computer."

[Urban Ranger]

That's not geeky, that's just pseudo-geeky.

[Q Classic]

there's another great one there that says,
"it must be user error".

[Adagio]

I like the one about SQL also:

SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
0 rows selected

Or something like that...
Could be funny to give this T-shirt to our SQL-teacher the day we graduate