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  • #31
    Fried chicken is not allowed under the Atkins Diet. All that batter is a definite no-no. Ooh, 11 grams of carbs for one chicken breast. That's half your allowed carbs for a day if you're induction, and it's only one chicken breast. Ooh, what a meal.

    Yep, chegitz is giving the Atkins diet a try.
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    • #32
      But there's a difference between complex carbs and simple carbs.

      Simple carbs are the unhealthy carbs provided by junk foods such as fried potato chips, doughnuts, candy bars, and so forth.

      Complex carbs are what you want -- from rice, pasta, crackers, breads, and so on.
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by chegitz guevara
        Fried chicken is not allowed under the Atkins Diet. All that batter is a definite no-no. Ooh, 11 grams of carbs for one chicken breast. That's half your allowed carbs for a day if you're induction, and it's only one chicken breast. Ooh, what a meal.

        Yep, chegitz is giving the Atkins diet a try.
        There's not too many carbs in a McNoggin. Give that a try....

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        • #34
          I love fried chicken and watermelon.
          Me too!
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          • #35
            Originally posted by MrFun
            But there's a difference between complex carbs and simple carbs.

            Simple carbs are the unhealthy carbs provided by junk foods such as fried potato chips, doughnuts, candy bars, and so forth.

            Complex carbs are what you want -- from rice, pasta, crackers, breads, and so on.
            In the Atkins diet there are two types of carbs, net carbs and the rest. Net carbs are the carbs your body turns into sugar, the rest are undigestable. Fiber, for example, is a carb, but you can't digest it so it's nutritionally meaningless.

            As for net carbs, you're only allowed so many in a day, in order to get your body to switch from burning sugar to burning fat. During induction, you're allowed 20 net carbs a day. That lasts about two weeks, then you get to increase the amount of carbs you have. When you get to weight maintainance, you get to increase the amount again. During induction, no processed foods, like KFC fried chicken, are allowed.
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #36
              Beef prices have skyrocketed lately. I wonder if it is because of all you ppl on the Atkins diet?

              I', just glad I buy my beef off the hoof.
              Monkey!!!

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              • #37
                Same as you used to get your women.
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                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #38


                  Now, now Sloww, I still buy my pork off the hoof too

                  ah, man, I'm going to hell
                  Monkey!!!

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                  • #39
                    In a handbasket.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Japher
                      Beef prices have skyrocketed lately. I wonder if it is because of all you ppl on the Atkins diet?
                      I dunno, but I'm goin' to Winn-Dixie tonight to go shopping, where the steaks are buy one, get oe free (forget the exact type of steak). Sadly, I don't have much room left in my freezer. Happily, on the Atkins Diet, I can eat as much meat as I want.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #41
                        here's the mitchell diet:

                        -Eat according to the food pyramid
                        -Get 8 or more hours of sleep every night
                        -Have regular meals, 3 times a day (extra snacks of fruits + veggies if you need a boost in between)
                        -Exercise regularly.

                        And I guarantee* it works!

                        *except for acts of God, acts of Congress, and acts of inaction where it's not working.
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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by chegitz guevara


                          I dunno, but I'm goin' to Winn-Dixie tonight to go shopping, where the steaks are buy one, get oe free (forget the exact type of steak). Sadly, I don't have much room left in my freezer. Happily, on the Atkins Diet, I can eat as much meat as I want.
                          And after that you need to go on the cholesterol-reducing diet, whatever that is.
                          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by mrmitchell
                            here's the mitchell diet:

                            -Eat according to the food pyramid
                            -Get 8 or more hours of sleep every night
                            -Have regular meals, 3 times a day (extra snacks of fruits + veggies if you need a boost in between)
                            -Exercise regularly.

                            And I guarantee* it works!

                            *except for acts of God, acts of Congress, and acts of inaction where it's not working.
                            But according to Chegitz, breads, rice, and pasta have no nutritional value, so that the food pyramid is flawed.

                            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                            • #44
                              Once the reality that Che can't have pasta on Atkins, it's over.
                              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                              • #45
                                Fried chicken is, without a doubt, one of the nastiest things I've ever had. Chickenfried steak runs a close second. I also hate blackeyed peas.

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