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  • Great news, SlowwHand . . . .

    I have gotten sick of Apolyton, so I decided that I'm going to leave the forum permanently.

























    or not


    No, let's get to the REAL good news -- KFC has claimed in their commercials that eating fried chicken can be healthy for you.

    So there ya go SlowwHand -- eat up on all the southern fried chicken you want, and be proud of your southern cuisine.
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    Can I eat all the chicken I want, even though I'm not Southern? I would like to, as chicken is good and good for you.
    KH FOR OWNER!
    ASHER FOR CEO!!
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      oh, you got me
      Haven't been here for ages....

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      • #4
        I would like to know how even the KFC marketing advertisers think they can get away with their latest advertising approach.
        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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        • #5
          I haven't seen it yet. If it involves anything less than naked supermodels gorging on KFC and becoming more beautiful by the minute, then it's true advertising. ("Advertising" true and "life" true are very different things, btw )
          meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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          • #6
            I have seen two different commercials so far, that revolve around the claim that if you want to find a healthy addition to your diet, eat KFC -- something along that line.

            Which is of course, bullsh*t.
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by mrmitchell
              I haven't seen it yet. If it involves anything less than naked supermodels gorging on KFC and becoming more beautiful by the minute.
              In that case, Sloww will need at least a bucket a day.
              "Perhaps a new spirit is rising among us. If it is, let us trace its movements and pray that our own inner being may be sensitive to its guidance, for we are deeply in need of a new way beyond the darkness that seems so close around us." --MLK Jr.

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              • #8
                MrFun avatar could come in handy too after that bucket.
                Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                  Can I eat all the chicken I want, even though I'm not Southern? I would like to, as chicken is good and good for you.
                  No. You get to eat rice.

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                  • #10
                    Isn't there anyone here who can explain how KFC can get away with such blatant false advertising??
                    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                    • #11
                      I'm going to KFC tonight just to spite you, Tass.
                      KH FOR OWNER!
                      ASHER FOR CEO!!
                      GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                      • #12
                        UGH -- apparently, I'm the only one who does not live under a rock, and has actually SEEN these recent commercials.


                        Get away from your PC and to your TV so you can find out WTF I'm talking about.

                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        • #13
                          I know what you're talking about.

                          Hmmm.... KFC
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                          • #14
                            What would the cake be, without the fruit? A lousy Christmas gift either way.

                            Don't go MrFun...
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                            • #15
                              It says "if you're going for low carbs and high protein." Well, duh. The other one that's funny is the one with "healthy" (ala add some apple sauce) kids meals (in a box!). The can of soda is particularly amusing. It's like "Is anyone else seeing this?" I know what you mean.
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