I was so embarrased when...

[DaShi]

And those comments were...

[JohnT]

I related in another thread (about the same topic, btw) my story of how I projectile vomited all over the priest in my First Communion, in front of an audience of about 70 classmates and 300 parents/family members.

[Q Classic]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

[laurentius]

So who doesnt talk alone with himself?

[st_swithin]

Yes, talking to oneself is the only way to assure a witty and intelligent conversation (appypollylogies to Grant Morrison).

I still think the body of Christ and some bean dip would be a good snack.

[Japher]

So who doesnt talk alone with himself?

You all need to get a dog (or cat, though I highly recommend a dog) to talk to! At least then you have an excuse

Embaressing moments? Nope. Not that I can think of, though I embaress myself a lot, so my friends tell me, I just never really stop to care about it.

[Pekka]

Damn it this rotten building doesn't let me have a dog ... maybe better, I don't have enough money to really keep a dog, and there is no good areas to walk and run with it either.. I want a dog.

[Pekka]

Look at us! Take us out and let's run and play! We'll guard you and bite baddies! You can play with our ears too! We like master and master likes us!

[NeOmega]

Probably the day I put my tighty whities on backwards, and then went to gym class where someone noticed.

Ah, middle school. How much I haver forgotten of thee.

[Japher]

My dog is kewl... Though she caught this mouse in the yard the other day, and I let her play with it for a while. The thing was soaking wet from the dog licking it and carrying it around, but it was still fine. I shoveled it into the shed and put the dog inside, assuming the mouse would leave once it got over the shock. Well, yesterday I caught her playing with the exact same mouse. It was soaking wet again, and when I picked it up with the shovel the thing leaped off the shovel and started heading to the dog.

Now, I don't mind the dog playing with the mouse, but she can't have one as a pet. So, I threw it under the house. It didn't come back last night so I guess its gone, we'll see tonight (or later in the month when I find mouse droppings next to the rice)

Oh, it is the funniest thing to watch the cat watch the dog playing with the mouse

I have no idea why I just wrote that... Oh well

[Gangerolf]

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article.jhtml?articleID=668951

A doctor was requested over the plane's loudspeakers and a Danish physician gave the berserk Norwegian a tranquilizing injection.

"It's possible the shot helped a little, but it couldn't have been much. In any case the Norwegian must have been extremely drunk because he just kept yelling and fighting," Holder said.

Finally the crew handcuffed the violent drunk and bound him to a chair using plastic strips. When he refused to stop shouting and screaming, they stuffed his mouth full of paper and tied this in place using a strap around his neck.

Fearing further violence, the crew refused to release the man to use the toilet, leaving him strapped into his seat for about ten hours.

"He was pretty wet when the plane landed," Holder told Dagbladet.

Upon landing the unusually difficult passenger was charged with endangering the lives of fellow passengers and assaulting a stewardess.

The man told police he remembered nothing about the trip, except being fed like a baby by a stewardess at one point.

I would've been quite embarrased now if I were him

I've actually gone half berserk on a plane once but that's another story

[Pekka]

that was a cool story
Damn it, now I want a dog real bad. I'm allowed to have gold fishes.. I don't want fishes!

[Pekka]

Gangerolf, !!!

[Gangerolf]

Funny, but everytime I hear a story like that (and it's at least twice a year) it involves middle aged men travelling to or from Bangkok.

[st_swithin]

Where do you get your news from, Gangerolf?!?