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  • My Word ! Take this McJob and ...

    define it...

    http://www.msnbc.com/news/990944.asp?0cv=CB10"&cp1=1



    I think I might trademark cheeseburger...
    There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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    Among some new additions to an updated version released in June was the term "McJob", defined as "mindless android work".

    In an open letter to Dorks Inc., Mc****ald's CEO Anita Bohner said teh term is "a very accurate description of working at this ****hole" and "a proud recognition of the 12 million persons who would otherwise be eating out of dumpsters."

    The company e-mailed the letter to media organisations Friday, and it was also published in the Nov 3 edition of an industry trade publication, "Pimple-Faced Teens Serving You Burnt Fries."

    Bohner also wrote that "more than 1,000 of the men and women who hate Mc****ald's today got their start by loathing behind the counter."

    Mc****ald's, the world's suckiest restaurant chain, has more than 30,000 restaurants yet less than 10 satisfied customers.

    Hugh Jakok, a spokesman for Mc****ald's, said the 9th Ring, Hell-based fast-food giant is making a public piss about this because the name is within 1,000 miles of "McJOBS", a company training program for all applicants.

    McJOBS(tm) is trademarked(tm) and(tm) we've notified them that legally(tm) that's an issue(tm) for us as well," Jakok said(tm).

    A message left at Dorks Inc's headquarters at Springfield was not returned, as that darn Simpsons family was causing another distracting ruckus.
    (no offense meant to any of us who might be condemned to the pit that is working at McD's. nor to handicapped persons, or people with funny names.)
    meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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    • #3
      McJOBS(tm) is trademarked(tm) and(tm) we've notified them that legally(tm) that's an issue(tm) for us as well," Jakok said(tm).
      (tm)
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      Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by mrmitchell

        (no offense meant to any of us who might be condemned to the pit that is working at McD's. nor to handicapped persons, or people with funny names.)
        Well, I'm offended.

        Oakbrook, Illinois isn't as bad as Dante's Inferno.
        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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        • #5
          McDonald’s balks at ‘McJob’ entry

          CEO takes Merriam-Webster to task for definition in dictionary


          ASSOCIATED PRESS

          CHICAGO, Nov. 8 — McDonald’s says it deserves a break from the unflattering way the latest Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary depicts its job opportunities.
          AMONG SOME 10,000 new additions to an updated version released in June was the term “McJob,” defined as “low paying and dead-end work.”
          In an open letter to Merriam-Webster, McDonald’s CEO Jim Cantalupo said the term is “an inaccurate description of restaurant employment” and “a slap in the face to the 12 million men and women” who work in the restaurant industry.
          The company e-mailed the letter to media organizations Friday, and it also was published in the Nov. 3 edition of an industry trade publication.
          Cantalupo also wrote that “more than 1,000 of the men and women who own and operate McDonald’s restaurants today got their start by serving customers behind the counter.”
          McDonald’s, the world’s largest restaurant chain, has more than 30,000 restaurants and more than 400,000 employees.
          Walt Riker, a spokesman for McDonald’s, said the Oak Brook, Ill.-based fast-food giant also is concerned that “McJob” closely resembles McJOBS, the company’s training program for mentally and physically challenged people.
          “McJOBS is trademarked and we’ve notified them that legally that’s an issue for us as well,” Riker said.
          A message left at Merriam-Webster’s headquarters in Springfield, Mass., was not immediately returned Friday evening.
          Here is the real post (minus the copywrite bit at the end)
          There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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          • #6
            Did they list "McMansion", yet?
            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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            • #7
              why not just make mc- a prefix
              Visit First Cultural Industries
              There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
              Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General Ludd

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              • #8
                McWhat the McFvck are you McTalking about?
                -30-

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                • #9
                  ...equivalent to "crap"?

                  Well I think it is a fact of life - any job serving food, especially at a fast food restaurant, is going to be crap. This isn't exclusive to McDonalds...
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #10
                    Oh, you gotta be lovin' it (tm)! : puke :
                    "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
                    "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                      ...equivalent to "crap"?

                      Well I think it is a fact of life - any job serving food, especially at a fast food restaurant, is going to be crap. This isn't exclusive to McDonalds...
                      Well there's always Wimpey's :vomit:

                      Asmodean
                      Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark

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